Michael Stuart Kelly Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 Good Lord. This makes me want to write a comedy diddly. Doug Oceansofgreed, the CEO of Jabemall Pharmaceutical Industries, was holding an emergency director's meeting with Biden's Covid czar, Ashish Jha. "I'm not happy, Ashish," he said. "Why?" "Because we are no longer getting through to the masses." "Who cares, Doug? There's still plenty in the public coffers for vaxes." "Yeah, but people are turning off to them." "So?" "Just look what's in the news." He hawked and spit on the inch-thick carpet. "The alt news... the alt news that is growing like a fucking pandemic." "Do you mean stories about babies?" "You're goddam right. They're saying the vax hurts babies. And they're talking about this SADS thing, sudden arrhythmic death syndrome, as if we had something to do with it." "Don't worry, Doug. We control the CDC and WHO. There has been no proof and there never will be." "If you want to keep the money rolling, you better damn well keep it that way." A director asked, "But Mr. Oceansofgreed. What about the messaging? Nobody's buying our message anymore. Colbert won't even do another Vaccine Mambo." Doug Oceansofgreed looked out the window to the city 80 stories below. People were walking around like piss-ants. He wanted to step on all of them. But here he was in a board room that was the essence of luxury. The conference table wasn't glass-topped. It was the highest quality crystal. The directors could look down past their reports and see right through the frigging table to their own five thousand dollar shoes. The temperature was not only perfect, there was a fragrance of springtime squirted into the air. A large piece of white lint stood out on Ashish Jha's suit. Oceansofgreed said, "Don't worry about Colbert. He'll sing and dance naked in the White House if I want him to. But you have a point about messaging. How do we cut through the new stuff coming out?" The director said, "We can run more TV ads." "We're already doing that, goddamit!" Oceansofgreed roared. "Doesn't anyone have a fucking original idea?" Ashish Jha coughed. Then he said meekly, "Religion." Oceansofgreed stomped around the table to Jha and pulled the lint off his coat. He rolled it between his fingers and threw it on the ground. He got in Jha's face and said, "What in hell are you talking about?" Jha surprised him by pushing him away. "We add a religious tone to our messages. We target the religion in all of us." "How?" asked another director. Jha struck a visionary pose, looked up slightly at an imaginary horizon, deepened his voice and said, "God gave us two arms — one for the flu shot and the other one for the COVID shot." There was silence for about 30 seconds. No one moved. Oceansofgreed took out a handkerchief and blew his nose. He had been wanting to cry and holding it back. "By God, Ashish. You are one inspired genius. You know how to turn a phase." He wiped tears away as the directors relaxed and took out cigars. Michael 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 47 minutes ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Good Lord. This makes me want to write a comedy diddly. Doug Oceansofgreed, the CEO of Jabemall Pharmaceutical Industries, was holding an emergency director's meeting with Biden's Covid czar, Ashish Jha. "I'm not happy, Ashish," he said. "Why?" "Because we are no longer getting through to the masses." "Who cares, Doug? There's still plenty in the public coffers for vaxes." "Yeah, but people are turning off to them." "So?" "Just look what's in the news." He hawked and spit on the inch-thick carpet. "The alt news... the alt news that is growing like a fucking pandemic." "Do you mean stories about babies?" "You're goddam right. They're saying the vax hurts babies. And they're talking about this SADS thing, sudden arrhythmic death syndrome, as if we had something to do with it." "Don't worry, Doug. We control the CDC and WHO. There has been no proof and there never will be." "If you want to keep the money rolling, you better damn well keep it that way." A director asked, "But Mr. Oceansofgreed. What about the messaging? Nobody's buying our message anymore. Colbert won't even do another Vaccine Mambo." Doug Oceansofgreed looked out the window to the city 80 stories below. People were walking around like piss-ants. He wanted to step on all of them. But here he was in a board room that was the essence of luxury. The conference table wasn't glass-topped. It was the highest quality crystal. The directors could look down past their reports and see right through the frigging table to their own five thousand dollar shoes. The temperature was not only perfect, there was a fragrance of springtime squirted into the air. A large piece of white lint stood out on Ashish Jha's suit. Oceansofgreed said, "Don't worry about Colbert. He'll sing and dance naked in the White House if I want him to. But you have a point about messaging. How do we cut through the new stuff coming out?" The advisor said, "We can run more TV ads." "We're already doing that, goddamit!" Oceansofgreed roared. "Doesn't anyone have a fucking original idea?" Ashish Jha coughed. Then he said meekly, "Religion." Oceansofgreed stomped around the table to Jha and pulled the lint off his coat. He rolled it between his fingers and threw it on the ground. He got in Jha's face and said, "What in hell are you talking about?" Jha surprised him by pushing him away. "We add a religious tone to our messages. We target the religion in all of us." "How?" asked a director. Jha struck a visionary pose, looked up slightly at an imaginary horizon, deepened his voice and said, "God gave us two arms — one for the flu shot and the other one for the COVID shot." There was silence for about 30 seconds. No one moved. Oceansofgreed took out a handkerchief and blew his nose. He had been wanting to cry and holding it back. "By God, Ashish. You are one inspired genius. You know how to turn a phase." He wiped tears away as the directors relaxed and took out cigars. Michael The COVID version of "It's Toasted." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 On 9/5/2022 at 1:43 PM, Michael Stuart Kelly said: They forgot to cut the embalmers in on the corruption. The article below is an Archive version so you can read it without the hoops the Epoch Times makes you jump through. But if you want the official version, go here. Embalmers Have Been Finding Numerous Long, Fibrous Clots That Lack Post-Mortem Characteristics Below is a picture of long fibrous clots taken out of the veins and arteries of the deceased by embalmers. These clots have only appeared after the mRNA vaccines appeared. They lack, or have extremely low levels of certain elements that normal blood contains (iron, magnesium, potassium, zinc, etc.) and they are rubbery. They are also strong, having the strength of steel. On the Internet in other places (including Twitter), there are photos that are way more gross. Michael More Embalmers Report Strange Blood Clots in Vaccinated Corpses quote: A growing number of embalmers are coming forward with reports that they’re seeing strange blood clots in the bodies of vaccinated dead people. Mortuary science professionals are reporting the emergence of bizarre “fibrous” clots in a substantial portion of their cases. Several embalmers say the cases have emerged since the rollout of COVID-19 vaccines. WND reported in February that veteran funeral director Richard Hirschman in Alabama was raising the alarm about the strange discovery. Hirschman said he and more than a dozen colleagues in the industry had been noticing the clots. end quote read more here: More Embalmers Report Strange Blood Clots in Vaccinated Corpses SLAYNEWS.COM A growing number of embalmers are coming forward with reports that they're seeing strange blood clots in the bodies of vaccinated dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 "Trust the science" The Science: Fauci on covid boosters: "We don't have time to do a clinical trial" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 New CDC Data Shows Covid Shot Myocarditis Concerns Are Legit THEFEDERALIST.COM The CDC's latest numbers about post-vax myocarditis represent a significant departure from last year's narrative. CDC Admits Post-Vaccine Myocarditis Concerns That Were Labeled Covid Misinformation Are Legit "In context, the CDC’s latest numbers about post-vax myocarditis represent a significant departure from last year’s narrative pushed by health bureaucrats and the media." (Um...are we still trusting The Science?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Here's a note of levity about Climate Change, except it was serious. The same thing can be done for the Coronavirus. In fact, it has been done over and over, but the Big Pharma idiots are still enough in charge so it doesn't get as funny as this one. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 COVID + Bioengineering + Deep State= WTF??? And yet, the White House is announcing that it is going there...conspiracy "theory"? or Fact? Executive Order on Advancing Biotechnology and Biomanufacturing Innovation for a Sustainable, Safe, and Secure American Bioeconomy - The White House WWW.WHITEHOUSE.GOV By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:... Executive Order on Advancing Biotechnology and Biomanufacturing Innovation for a Sustainable, Safe, and Secure American Bioeconomy Opening excerpt: Quote By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows: Section 1. Policy. It is the policy of my Administration to coordinate a whole-of-government approach to advance biotechnology and biomanufacturing towards innovative solutions in health, climate change, energy, food security, agriculture, supply chain resilience, and national and economic security. Central to this policy and its outcomes are principles of equity, ethics, safety, and security that enable access to technologies, processes, and products in a manner that benefits all Americans and the global community and that maintains United States technological leadership and economic competitiveness. Biotechnology harnesses the power of biology to create new services and products, which provide opportunities to grow the United States economy and workforce and improve the quality of our lives and the environment. The economic activity derived from biotechnology and biomanufacturing is referred to as “the bioeconomy.” The COVID-19 pandemic has demonstrated the vital role of biotechnology and biomanufacturing in developing and producing life-saving diagnostics, therapeutics, and vaccines that protect Americans and the world. Although the power of these technologies is most vivid at the moment in the context of human health, biotechnology and biomanufacturing can also be used to achieve our climate and energy goals, improve food security and sustainability, secure our supply chains, and grow the economy across all of America. For biotechnology and biomanufacturing to help us achieve our societal goals, the United States needs to invest in foundational scientific capabilities. We need to develop genetic engineering technologies and techniques to be able to write circuitry for cells and predictably program biology in the same way in which we write software and program computers; unlock the power of biological data, including through computing tools and artificial intelligence; and advance the science of scale‑up production while reducing the obstacles for commercialization so that innovative technologies and products can reach markets faster. There's more, but holy hell, if that's not enough, right there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Are we still trusting "The Science"? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? CDC Admits it Falsely Claimed it Was Monitoring Vaccine Safety – But Still Won’t Release the Full Data DAILYSCEPTIC.ORG CDC Director Rochelle Walensky has admitted that her agency falsely claimed it was monitoring vaccine safety in 2021 and that it only... CDC Admits it Falsely Claimed it Was Monitoring Vaccine Safety – But Still Won’t Release the Full Data "The Director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has acknowledged publicly for the first time that the agency gave false information about its COVID-19 vaccine safety monitoring. Dr. Rochelle Walensky admitted that her agency falsely claimed it was carrying out robust safety monitoring in 2021 and that it only actually did so from March 2022 – but it still refuses to release the full data. The Epoch Times has the story." [For those who don't trust THE EPOCH TIMES, here it is from "the horse's mouth", the letter from Walensky, which, ironically enough, mentions the EPOCH TIMES...judge for yourself...)https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/22309653-walensky-letter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, ThatGuy said: Are we still trusting "The Science"? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? CDC Admits it Falsely Claimed it Was Monitoring Vaccine Safety – But Still Won’t Release the Full Data DAILYSCEPTIC.ORG CDC Director Rochelle Walensky has admitted that her agency falsely claimed it was monitoring vaccine safety in 2021 and that it only... CDC Admits it Falsely Claimed it Was Monitoring Vaccine Safety – But Still Won’t Release the Full Data "The Director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has acknowledged publicly for the first time that the agency gave false information about its COVID-19 vaccine safety monitoring. Dr. Rochelle Walensky admitted that her agency falsely claimed it was carrying out robust safety monitoring in 2021 and that it only actually did so from March 2022 – but it still refuses to release the full data. The Epoch Times has the story." [For those who don't trust THE EPOCH TIMES, here it is from "the horse's mouth", the letter from Walensky...)https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/22309653-walensky-letter deleted by author Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 41 minutes ago, ThatGuy said: deleted by author In Ontario we sure are!!!! I think wr are starting to jab six month olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 6 minutes ago, Marc said: In Ontario we sure are!!!! I think wr are starting to jab six month olds. Meanwhile, in Denmark... Denmark bans COVID jab for most people under 50 - The Counter Signal THECOUNTERSIGNAL.COM Denmark has banned the COVID-19 vaccine for most people under 50, the Danish Health Authority said yesterday. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmj Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 You guys do know ,up there, that is rare but fairly common for seven month olds to have strokes , right ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 1 minute ago, tmj said: rare but fairly common ICWYDT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 2 hours ago, ThatGuy said: Meanwhile, in Denmark... Denmark bans COVID jab for most people under 50 - The Counter Signal THECOUNTERSIGNAL.COM Denmark has banned the COVID-19 vaccine for most people under 50, the Danish Health Authority said yesterday. Now, let's do the UK... England Refuses to Offer COVID Shots to Kids Under 12, While US Cities Mandate Them. Who’s Right? | Jon Miltimore FEE.ORG A top UK health agency announced last week that children under the age of 12 will no longer be offered Covid-19 vaccines, unless the... England Refuses to Offer COVID Shots to Kids Under 12, While US Cities Mandate Them. Who’s Right? "The question is not whether children or adults should be given Covid vaccines. The question is who gets to choose." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 If anyone wants some Fauci-bashing schadenfreude, look what Rand Paul just did to him in the Senate. Fauci's tone is usually 100% certain and astonished that anyone would disagree with him. He's developed that tone well over the years. And he adds it to a persona of a jovial, trusted, wise and beloved grandfather. But his tone in this clip is strident and defensive (within that persona). He doesn't pull off his equivocations and denials with any kind of persuasion secret sauce. When you look from that lens, you can see he's scared. Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmj Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 “Senator , I don’t know whyy you are singling out me , these guys I keep touching here should be on the block instead of me , these guys right here “ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Meanwhile, re: the vaccines, "the clot thickens": “Ethically Unjustifiable” – Scientists from Harvard & Johns Hopkins Found Covid-19 Vaccines 98 Times Worse Than the Virus By Jim Hoft Published September 12, 2022 at 5:10pm Excerpted quotes: A new pre-print study by nine health experts from major universities showed that the COVID-19 vaccines are 98 times worse than the virus, and mandatory booster vaccination in college is “ethically unjustifiable,” as reported by Epoch Times. The study was posted on The Social Science Research Network (SSRN) in September, titled, “COVID-19 Vaccine Boosters for Young Adults: A Risk-Benefit Assessment and Five Ethical Arguments against Mandates at Universities.“ and Using CDC and sponsor-reported adverse event data, researchers conclude that booster regulations may result in more harm than good. and According to the study, for every one COVID hospitalization prevented in previously uninfected young adults, “18 to 98 actual serious adverse events” have been caused. “Per COVID-19 hospitalization prevented in previously uninfected young adults, we anticipate 18 to 98 serious adverse events, including 1.7 to 3.0 booster-associated myocarditis cases in males, and 1,373 to 3,234 cases of grade ≥3 reactogenicity which interferes with daily activities,” the study stated. end quotes read more: "Ethically Unjustifiable" - Scientists from Harvard & Johns Hopkins Found Covid-19 Vaccines 98 Times Worse Than the Virus WWW.THEGATEWAYPUNDIT.COM A new pre-print study by nine health experts from major universities showed that the COVID-19 vaccines are 98 times worse than the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 22 hours ago, ThatGuy said: Meanwhile, in Denmark... Denmark bans COVID jab for most people under 50 - The Counter Signal THECOUNTERSIGNAL.COM Denmark has banned the COVID-19 vaccine for most people under 50, the Danish Health Authority said yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, ThatGuy said: Please provide proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 46 minutes ago, Marc said: Please provide proof. Who, me? And proof of...what? The ban? The part about the boosters? You'd have to ask the person making the claim. (Admittedly, I'm just sharing the news/claim...) (Edit: not sure exactly what you're asking for, but I did see this comment on that thread that indicates that boosters are continuing? But there's a counter claim that it's just to the "limited group" of OVER 50...) Booster vaccination before start-up of autumn vaccination programme - Sundhedsstyrelsen WWW.SST.DK Until the autumn vaccination programme against covid-19 starts on 1 October 2022, persons who are both at particularly higher risk of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 48 minutes ago, ThatGuy said: Who, me? And proof of...what? The ban? The part about the boosters? You'd have to ask the person making the claim. (Admittedly, I'm just sharing the news/claim...) (Edit: not sure exactly what you're asking for, but I did see this comment on that thread that indicates that boosters are continuing? But there's a counter claim that it's just to the "limited group" of OVER 50...) Booster vaccination before start-up of autumn vaccination programme - Sundhedsstyrelsen WWW.SST.DK Until the autumn vaccination programme against covid-19 starts on 1 October 2022, persons who are both at particularly higher risk of... Just kidding my man, I was asking for Peter! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Peter wanted proof on the election fraud but now that proof is coming out from all over, Peter has been quieter than a Church mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 minute ago, Marc said: Just kidding my man, I was asking for Peter! Ah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted September 15, 2022 Author Share Posted September 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, Marc said: Peter wanted proof on the election fraud but now that proof is coming out from all over, Peter has been quieter than a Church mouse. Until the 2020 election is nullified I won't be squeaking to anyone. Do you guys have a timeline or is it all BS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmj Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 I think the timeline goes something like or is very adjacent to( like the kids say) one night in early Nov of 2020 voting tabulation took a break and then resumed and Biden won the swing areas. But it starts early too, media and tech media companies colluded to cover up derogatory(provably derogatory , not allegedly derogatory) information at the behest of the intelligence 'community' along with instigating and fostering illegal voting practices in those very same 'swing' areas. The proof ? It's now illegal to discuss the subject in polite company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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