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From Victor Pross himself: (Post #233) From Atheism: The Case Against God by George H. Smith (p. 281-2).

(Post #46) This is from What Art Is: The Esthetic Theory of Ayn Rand. (Note from MSK: Thank you, Kori. Duly edited.)

OMG...I would PAY to see that. Wow... I know a lotta people who can blow it out their ass. I don't know a lot of other weird skills I have. I'm just generally really weird, so I'm told...don't have like...a utility belt with all kinds of weird shit to pull out of it. From the holsters. I should get one and put balloons in it. Ohhhhh, snap! Then when people are fucking with me, I can just pull one out and blow it up...then while they're mesmerized...POW! POW! POW! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGGHGHHDIEGHHGKMUTHALSDHKAFUCKALJDSKFDIEJSLFKAJDS!! They call me Kaptain K. Special K for those who know me well. *creeps off into the night*

I'm going to make a liar outta ya. You're right, my nasal skillz probably do exceed yours. BUT...practice makes perfect. I couldn't even blow it up with my mouth, but I got bored and learned how to blow it up with both my nose and mouth. Try it...it's surprisingly satisfying once you learn it. Yeah, they let me drive.

*sings and dances* "I'm on a campaign for pain, and when I get elected, I'll wipe the white off your house, the smile off your face!" :getlost:

Peep game, yo.

PEEP THIS And so it starts.

Chris, I know, right? They're illegal in the city of Kansas City, so we go to Riverside to buy them. That's the only place they're legal. BUT...nobody ever gets busted for setting them off. I mean, come on, EVERYBODY would be in jail. What a useless law. Officer: "Little girl, you are NOT supposed to be waving that lit sparkler...YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!! JAIL FOREVER!" Little Girl: "Fuck you, pig. You better back the fuck up 'fore you get smacked the fuck up." *continues on with sparkler*

Happy Fourth, you mugs! *goes to get drunk and blow shit up* Muahahahahahahaha!

I love you too, Angie. But don't worry, not in that way. And I know somebody else who does too. Yes, in that way. If you feel down, just picture me blowing up a balloon with my nose. That always cheers me up.

Thank you for the genuine post, Jonathan. That is EXCELLENT advice.

The first step to taking action is admitting you have something you need to take action to deal with. Victor is helping to find his plagiarisms. He's found some. They will be posted soon and he will continue to look for them. That is action. He has also apologized to some of those he has hurt.

First off, I hope you two are having a wonderful vacation. And hope you have an amazing 4th tomorrow! Vacation sure as hell sounds nice...I'd like to go somewhere cold. Too much sweatin' goin' on over here. Summer weather is a bitch. Secondly, Victor is finding his plagiarisms. May I post them for him or do you or Michael want to do that?

He is working on it. Dude's got a lotta posts.

^I read ALL of it. Jealous? *gets winded* Yes, it was quite long.

William, it's a privacy thing for me not uploading a photo (I'll do one of my asscrack if they'd like). You can go right ahead and quote me over there if you wish. You can also upload that pic, I'd appreciate it. I forgot about that rule...having a photo. To me, it's kind of a stupid rule, because, as you said, one can just upload any photo. I can assure those SOLOists, though, that I am not MSK in disguise (or a Branden, my god!). LOL. What would me having my picture up there solve? Would it put them at ease? Whatever...it seemed as if Perigo banned me RIGHT after I asked him the "Phyllis" question and it seemed to be FOR that reason. Maybe he don't like me 'cause I'm a headbanging, nihilistic caterwauler. Anyway, I seem to have lost that thread in which I asked Perigo the tough question. Could you kindly provide me with a link?

Tom, What a coincidence, I happen to own Six Pillars. I've read a bit of it and I gather that it's very good (but I tend to be a spaz and jump from book to book, so I'm reading about 5 books at the same time). I'd like to read The Art of Living Consciously as well.

I'm banned. I think I'm completely deleted. Forevaaaahhhh! Banished! I may understand a little bit...a while back, I was a member of SOLO...then I asked for my account to be deleted for my own personal reasons. Then I joined back up (god knows why...wth). I was a member for a bit and didn't really post anything. Then I saw a thread where Perigo called Phillip "Phyllis"...and WTF? So I asked him "why?" Next day...BANNED. It's a difficult question, I know. BUT...when you're a totally meanie poopy head doodymeister, you can ban people whenever you wish. (Shit..maybe if he made up a clever insulting nickname for Phillip, I wouldn't have as much of a problem. But, come on, "Phyllis"? I was more clever than that in third grade.)

Aw, LOL. Don't go into lurk mode! Stick around. To me, you are a welcome addition. Ah, I suppose I'll have to stick with Aeaeae for now. At least I can make Greek jokes.

^Now, THAT was funny. You know why there's a decline/stagnation of Objectivism? Well, studies show that 99% of all people really...errr....well, they don't actually like soap operas that much.

He will send cigar-smoking, wine-drinking, bow-tie wearing, name-calling robots to come beat you down to a bloody pulp. You will not live to tell the tale of your banishment. Actually, if you really want to get banned, just ask dearest Linz why he calls Phillip Coates "Phyllis." That should just about do it. It's a tough question, I know...I'm sure he was just putting me on temporary banishment while he thought about his answer. If you post those guidelines...let me know. I always love a good gut laugh.

Thank God. Somebody funny to lighten this place up. Do you have a real name?

^I didn't like that as a poem, but thought it was a good description of 'plagiarism addiction'. Aeaeae, welcome aboard! Yes, we sure could use a 'healthy distration'.

Post of the year, William Scherk. I couldn't agree more. I do disapprove of Victor's behavior. I don't know if I've made that clear. I DO. BUT...I can't give up on him yet. AND...I think all of this should be over (all sides...all sides should take a look at themselves). What a soap opera! We all love Internet World, huh? And the drama! My goodness...look at the traffic, guys. *honks horn* GET OUTTA MY WAY! (BTW: Thanks, but I think I'll skip out on picturing Ange and Vic's beastial sex. RAWR. LOL!)

You should post this as a topic! We need discussion that doesn't pertain to Victor.