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Styx weighed in.

He said they should remix the series, add a laugh track and rebrand it as a comedy.

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Apparently, outside of the racist bullshit, the writing itself is so bad it merits a comment like that.

Well... at any rate, guess who is not going to see it to find out?

That would be me...

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Michael

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This guy is turning into one of my favorite comedians.

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He torches the woke and the Predator Class without mercy.

For example, remember the recent lady imprisoned in Russia and traded in a swap? She was a basketball player named Brittney Griner and she said horrible things about the US.

So Alex goes to greet her at the airport now that she is playing basketball again.

He asked her if she still wanted to boycott America and what about that merchant of death thing?

 

Here's an article about it.

Youtube Personality Alex Stein Confronts Brittney Griner at Dallas Airport: “Do You Still Want to Boycott America?… What About Merchant of Death?” (VIDEO)”

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On Saturday, YouTube personality Alex Stein heckled Phoenix Mercury star player Brittney Griner at Dallas Fort Worth (DFW) international airport.

People are going nuts over this. Especially the woke outrage mob.

After the full video comes out tomorrow morning, they will really get on a roll.

LOL...

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Michael

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This one is not funny, but since the Darwin Awards exist and since this particular candidate is a Woke dude worth snacking on for being a dumbass, here goes.

 

Have you seen headlines about a tourism submarine viewing the sunken Titanic that got lost?

It looks like there might be a reason anyone can understand, not just Randians.

 

Titanic tour CEO didn’t hire ‘50-year-old white guys’ because they weren’t ‘inspirational’

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"Anyone can drive the sub" with a $30 video game controller, Titanic tour guide and OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush once said.

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The OceanGate CEO who is trapped on a 22-foot submersible on an ill-fated voyage to see the Titanic wreck once explained how he didn’t hire “50-year-old white guys” with military experience to captain his vessels because they weren’t “inspirational.”

Stockton Rush, 61, added that such expertise was unnecessary because “anybody can drive the sub” with a $30 video game controller.

. . .

“I wanted our team to be younger, to be inspirational and I’m not going to inspire a 16-year-old to go pursue marine technology, but a 25-year-old, uh, you know, who’s a sub pilot or a platform operator or one of our techs can be inspirational,” he continued.

“So we’ve really tried to get, um, very intelligent, motivated, younger individuals involved because we’re doing things that are completely new.”

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The founder and CEO — who navigates the missing Titan submersible with a cheap Amazon video game joystick — has been trapped on the tiny vessel since Sunday with four wealthy adventurers who paid $250,000 apiece for the tour.

A frantic Coast Guard rescue operation was underway to locate the tiny vessel and save the marooned team — who had less than one day’s worth of oxygen as of Wednesday morning, officials said.

. . .

“We’re taking approaches that are used largely in the aerospace industry, is related to safety and some of the preponderance of checklists, uh, things we do for risk assessments and things like that, that are more aviation-related than, uh, ocean-related and we can train people to do that,” Rush had reportedly said.

“We can train someone to pilot the sub, we use a game controller, um, so anybody can drive the sub.”

 

Right out of Atlas Shrugged.

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As an aside, I hope they are saved. Sincerely.

I don't wish for the death of anyone. 

Besides, dumbasses are God's children, too. Right?

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It is not funny , but not exactly tragic either. It is like volunteering to ride a rocket or attempt a summit of high altitude mountain, it is a known risk , a known high risk activity. The part I have the hardest time with is the relative youth of some of the participants. It just doesn't seem like a rational level of risk for youth. But given the cultural trajectory perhaps kindergarten sky diving classes are coming.

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1 hour ago, tmj said:

But given the cultural trajectory perhaps kindergarten sky diving classes are coming.

I got to thinking about kindergarten kids in a submarine, and Charley Harper's, kid's song from the TV show "Two and a Half Men" came to mind: Who cut the cheese, who cut the cheese??

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From the reports I have seen, it looks like the sub imploded from sea pressure for going too deep.

And it seems like the collapse, thus the death of the occupants, was instant. Maybe less than a second of super-squish.

It's not much, but at least they did not suffocate to death after being in the dark and in close quarters for days as they perceived their air run out.

 

If there had been an experienced crew, the professionals would have never let the vehicle get that low and they would have made sure it was ship-shape before the voyage. But an experienced crew would have dealt with reality, not a wished-for state based on woke ideology like Stockton Rush tried to put into practice.

As Rand said (Galt's speech):

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... facts cannot be altered by a wish, but they can destroy the wisher...

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I think ultimately it was a problem like ,

’you know ,like, a vessel capable of operating at those depths would cost like way more money than you can fathom ‘ 

‘well we’ll see about that , hold my beer”

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Fathom!

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Fathom this.

Never let a good crisis go to waste.

 

Here's an article if you are interested.

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The Navy knew the Titan submarine imploded days ago just hours after the vessel began its ocean exploration.

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Oh God...

People have been posting negative Amazon reviews on the page of the game controller used in the destroyed sub saying it isn't reliable.

There are screenshots of more such reviews in that thread.

Amazon is taking them down, though.

I went to that page and I am late to the party. You can hardly get any June reviews in the filter.

 

Tasteless, but it is funny if you like dark humor.

(Dayamm! I don't know whether to put a smiley or not...)

Michael

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18 minutes ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

Oh God...

People have been posting negative Amazon reviews on the page of the game controller used in the destroyed sub saying it isn't reliable.

There are screenshots of more such reviews in that thread.

Amazon is taking them down, though.

I went to that page and I am late to the party. You can hardly get any June reviews in the filter.

 

Tasteless, but it is funny if you like dark humor.

(Dayamm! I don't know whether to put a smiley or not...)

Michael

Some if not most of it may be due to the ever popular envy of billionaires harbored by those who need to blame their unhappiness on others' successes.

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S,

Maybe.

My vote for the majority--within the context of the woke culture--is on the reviewers mocking dumbassery.

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I didn't see success referenced, directly or indirectly.

Besides, I don't know the origin of the money of the people on the sub, but my guess would be from The Aristocracy of Pull more than from honest dealings.

I just don't see Randian-leaning people, or even those with high integrity, going into a sub that uses a game controller as it's navigation interface.

And in that case, what's wrong with mocking someone who got rich stealing money?

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Instead of envy, why not contempt?

Michael

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8 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

... I don't know the origin of the money of the people on the sub, but my guess would be from The Aristocracy of Pull more than from honest dealings.

Yup.

OceanGate Received $447,000 In PPP Loans During Pandemic

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OceanGate Inc, the submersible focused company that owned the Titan submersible that sadly imploded while on a dive touring the Titanic...

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This thing was a smaller-scale equivalent of the train tunnel disaster in Atlas Shrugged

Michael

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BDTP - Movies were slowly and tentatively getting "progressive", and globalism and socialism were progressing slowly and tentatively.

ADTP - Within a few short years movies have gone batshit crazy...  and the world, and practically everything in it (in the public sphere), has gone batshit crazy.

 

DT and the DTP kicked the bees' nest.

 

 

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BDTP - Before Donald Trump Presidency

ADTP - After Donald Trump Presidency  

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Just now, Strictlylogical said:

BDTP - Movies were slowly and tentatively getting "progressive", and globalism and socialism were progressing slowly and tentatively.

ADTP - Within a few short years movies have gone batshit crazy...  and the world, and practically everything in it (in the public sphere), has gone batshit crazy.

 

DT and the DTP kicked the bees' nest.

 

 

...

BDTP - Before Donald Trump Presidency

ADTP - After Donald Trump Presidency  

Whether you like the orange man or not, the DTP is literally a turning point in history, and that's no mistake.

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Meanwhile back at the farm, it turns out that human beings are thirsty suckers.

Not for booze.

For water.

 

Humans are drinking so much water they are tilting the planet.

That's right. Tilting it.

The Science says so.

And we all believe in The Science, don't we?

:) 

 

Human society is shifting the tilt of the Earth

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THEHILL.COM

Humans pumped so much groundwater out of the Earth that the planet has begun to wobble detectably on its axis, a new study has found. On its own terms, the magnitude of the new wobble is slight — a…

 

Hell, if the government doesn't step in soon and get all those goddam humans to stop drinking water and irrigating their crops, this shit could wobble the entire earth upside down.

What then, geniuses.

Huh?

What then?

Do you think I want to fall off the earth when it turns upside down?

No way, José.

Not me.

 

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Michael

 

 

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The ultimate woke snack, the victim and the oppressor merge in the UK.

The cop oppressed the weak because she felt victimized.

What's more, It took 7 cops to arrest an autistic girl for calling a lesbian-looking cop a lesbian.

But it's worse. The autistic girl has a lesbian nana who is married to a woman.

And worse still, the press ain't saying whether the cop is lesbian or straight.

 

But never forget about the backlash. If you are drinking something something, better swallow first and put down the glass.

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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 

 

 

Here's an article about this.

Moment seven officers drag 'autistic' girl, 16, kicking and screaming from Leeds home for committing a 'hate crime' after she told female cop 'you look like my lesbian nana'

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WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK

West Yorkshire Police's professional standards panel is assessing footage of the incident involving an autistic 16-year-old girl in Leeds following a complaint by her mother.

Jackboots gonna jackboot.

And they prefer to jackboot the weak and ill because the weak and ill don't shoot back.

And they look like ridiculous assholes doing it. 

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Michael

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I don't know who this kid is or where this happened, but it is so universally hilarious, it doesn't matter.

One of the comments to the video says this is based on an old Army report for those who bitched too much. And if so, what this 14 year old girl did is even funnier for me.

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Notice that some of the board members did not want to allow her to speak in the beginning and the scowls on their faces paint a pretty picture.

LOL...

Michael

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