Woke Snacks (LOL feasting on woke)


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I know Avenatti was not woke. He was a con man who conned a porn star while trash talking Trump.

But, man, did the woke idiots love him, that is before the cons appeared.

So this might be an indirect woke snack, but boy is it delicious. Especially Avenatti's final statement after it looked like it was all over.

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Michael

 

And here's a sweet woke snack.

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If anyone wants to read why Avenatti's name is coming up again, here's a pretty good description of his jury trial where he just got convicted.

 

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Attorney-turned-criminal Michael Avenatti was convicted Friday of swiping nearly $300,000 in book-advance money from his then-client...

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The Babylon Bee went there.

The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine

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The Babylon Bee has selected Rachel Levine as its first annual Man of the Year. Levine is the U.S. assistant secretary for health for the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, where he serves...

LOL...

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Twitter is just as funny as the Babylon Bee, except in Twitter's case, the humor is at their ideological weirdness.

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The Babylon Bee has officially drawn the wrath of the Twitter speech police with its latest headline. On Sunday, the satirical outlet was temporarily suspended from Twitter for “hateful conduct” after it...

What a bunch of lame-ass losers. 

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Without realizing it, Will Smith set back the woke movement by about 10 years at the Oscars yesterday. Here's what happened. 

Will's wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith, suffers from a disease that makes her hair fall out. So she shaved it all off.

Chris Rock, who was hosting the Oscars, quipped that he couldn't wait to see her star in G.I. Jane 2. (Demi Moore shaved her head in the original movie.)

Will walked up on stage and slapped Chris Rock real hard. It looked to me like a sucker-slap and the hidden nature of the windup make a lot of people think he punched Rock, but it was hard and obvious after the whop. No more hiding it.

Chris tried to smooth it over as Will went back to his seat, then Will yelled out at him, "Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!." The audience reacted making crowd noises. Chris tried to play off the comment and Will thundered: 

"KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!"

Sudden silence.

 

So what happened?

Nothing, that's what happened. Nada.

In fact, shortly thereafter, Will won his first Oscar (best actor in the movie King Richard). In his acceptance speech he apologized to the Academy and to other contestants, but he did not apologize to Chris Rock. 

Then Will went out to party.

 

You can see videos of the slap, Will's acceptance speech, and Will boogying down in this article:

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Actor Will Smith was filmed partying and dancing to his own songs at an Oscar Party after comedian Chris Rock opted not to file a police report. Clutching his Oscar and smiling from ear to ear, Smith sang along to...

 

So how is this set back for the woke movement?

Hell, imagine all those women the world over who practically swooned and got wet down you-know-where from this display or pure testosterone? Even many of the woke women.

Take a look at the following. How's that for an old theme of toxic masculinity? 

Man throws down hard to fight in public to protect his woman's honor.

Imagine the chagrin of the woke. Biology will not be denied. As a barrage of wokers in the press tut-tut-tutted, women the world over loved it.

 

I know for me, my respect for Will doubled.

Finally a man appears among those woke idiots.

Maybe if they brought back dueling...

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Even far, far leftie, Ayanna Presley, used the term "real men" as opposed to "boys."

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btw - Alopecia is the name of the disease that makes your hair fall out.

Presley ended up deleting the tweet, probably because of a woke shitstorm on Twitter, but is there any doubt about the impulse that made her tweet in the first place?

It wasn't protesting toxic masculinity, that's for sure.

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There's a lot of speculation that the Will Smith slap of Chris Rock was staged.

Whether it was or not, it set back the woke movement.

Now let's see if woke comedians (if you can call them that) start taking bodyguards to their shows. We already know they will be worried a MAGA person will be inspired by Will Smith to come on stage to punch them in the mouth.

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12 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said:

There's a lot of speculation that the Will Smith slap of Chris Rock was staged.

Whoa. Apparently not. The news is speculating that Will should have been prosecuted. But Chris Rock did not call in the cops. Weird. But true to his friend. Thank you, Chris,   

 edit. I don't think Chris knew she had a hair disease. I think he thought it was a decision on Jada's part.   

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Here's essentially what I think about the Oscars.

Modern movies suck.

CGI and wokeness spoiling everything.

That's a pretty good definition.

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So why on earth would I watch a program where people who did that for a living gave prizes to themselves.

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I didn't watch it except for the Will Smith stuff on video later, and I only did that to write about it here.

Frankly, I'm not even interested these days.

But I'm studying screenwriting about as hard as I can in my fiction writing studies.

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Here's a take that is the exact opposite of mine, but I like it, too.

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Will Smith has spent 30 years building his persona into a multi-billion dollar brand and now it's shattered and still shattering. Believe me, this story is far from over… | Entertainment People are still processing Will...

Nick Nolte thinks Will Smith blew because his wife was serially cuckolding him, letting everyone know the details and making him publicly acknowledge it. He was trying to get his own honor back.

And, because of this, he threw away his reputation in an instant by pounding on a smaller dude in front of the whole world at his greatest moment of public acclaim.

Could be...

At least it's a good story...

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Michael

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I promised myself I was done with the Will Smith thing, but then Babylon Bee got on board.

Twitter Hires Will Smith To Slap Comedians Who Tell Jokes They Don't Like

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HOLLYWOOD, CA - After seeing Will Smith received a standing ovation for physical violence in response to a joke, Twitter immediately hired the actor to dole out slaps to comedians they don't like. 'Here at Twitter...

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Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes

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LOS ANGELES, CA - After an eventful Oscars ceremony in which Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock over a quip about his wife's hair, comedienne Amy Schumer became horrified by the realization you...

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I love Tim, but I don't think that video is comedy gold, even though it is a perfect Woke Snack.

Well, it is kinda funny in a carnival way. I wouldn't call it comedy, but it is funny when you laugh at them and not with them.

Still, for me, it's more like gawk in awe and wonder at the weird.

When I was a kid, we would go to the carnival to see the two-headed lady and things like that...

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Ah, come on.

This is cute.

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Michael

 

EDIT: I looked into it and the dude is Chet Hanx, Tom Hanks's son. The issue is a rap song he did called White Boy Summer. I don't know who the lady interviewer is and didn't feel like looking up anything else regarding this video. I mean, come on. I don't have more than 24 hours in a day. My bullshit quota for this case is already used up. :) 

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