Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 2, 2022 Author Share Posted November 2, 2022 Here's a woke snack for Michael Malice. LOLOLOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 4, 2022 Author Share Posted November 4, 2022 Getting back to hardcore woke... Mmmmmph... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 19, 2022 Author Share Posted November 19, 2022 This one isn't funny, it's serious. But man did I snack on it. This is just right for our time. Enjoy. I don't know what movie it is from, but I would like to see that movie if it is like this in the other parts. Michael EDIT: I found the movie. Tár. According to the Wikipedia plot synopsis, it's about a female conductor swimming in a sea of sex and sex identity crises or sumpin' like that. Oh well... I guess I'll pass... The scene above is a hell of a scene, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 13 minutes ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: This one isn't funny, it's serious. But man did I snack on it. This is just right for our time. Enjoy. I don't know what movie it is from, but I would like to see that movie if it is like this in the other parts. Michael "Hollywood going 'anti-woke???' I've seen this going around on Twitter. The movie is called Tár, with with Cate Blanchett. Many people are pointing out that she's the "villain" in the movie, so, probably not... (Another comment I saw compared this to the Gordon Gekko "Greed is Good" speech from WALL STREET. Gekko was meant to be the villain, but that speech got away from the creators, and it became usurped by capitalists as "heroic". Or, like Rorschach in WATCHMEN, who was written as an mockery of Objectivism and Steve Ditko's Rand-inspired "Mr. A", but became the "hero" in his own right...) Tár (2022) - IMDb WWW.IMDB.COM Tár: Directed by Todd Field. With Cate Blanchett, Noémie Merlant, Adam Gopnik, Marc-Martin Straub. Set in the international world of Western... What is the film TÁR about and when is it released? WWW.CLASSICAL-MUSIC.COM It’s the upcoming film set in the world of classical music that has got everyone talking, but what exactly is TÁR, and when can you see it? "Writer/director Todd Field makes a long-awaited return to the directing chair after his riveting dramas In the Bedroom and Little Children, with this fascinating psychological drama about the very essence of making music. More specifically, perhaps, it’s about a woman artist stepping into a role with connotations of male dominance, even tyranny." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 19, 2022 Author Share Posted November 19, 2022 TG, I edited my post to mention the film and my edit crossed with your post. I read the Wikipedia plot synopsis and, from what I could tell, it looks like a holy mess of confused sex with a little music thrown in. Like I said, I'll pass. But, also, like I said. That was a great scene for our time. Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 19, 2022 Author Share Posted November 19, 2022 To bring this back around to humor, Elon just let Jordan Peterson back on Twitter. And he didn't waste any time. Also, woke snack on this, bitches! Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 21, 2022 Author Share Posted November 21, 2022 Here's a cute woke snack, but with a serious part from me at the end. How's that for vocabulary? Is she a woman or is she a parrot? Now for the serious part. This young lady is showing a textbook case of being a true believer from mass formation psychosis. The final tell is that she wants Trump to suffer. For mass formation psychosis to exist, people have to feel lonely, they have to believe their lives have no meaning, they have to suffer from anxiety without a concrete cause, and they have to be predisposed to feel rage toward--and inflict violence on--a scapegoat once one is presented to them (by propagandists or a mob) for their floating anxiety. They feel awful and they have to blame someone for it. This lady checks all the boxes. She's too funny to feel sorry for, but I still feel sorry for her. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 22, 2022 Author Share Posted November 22, 2022 A sitting US Congressman just made it to Woke Snacks. Outgoing Congressman Adam Kinzinger Loses It – Threatens Violence Against Twitter User Catturd2 – a Cartoon Cat Outgoing Congressman Adam Kinzinger Loses It - Threatens Violence Against Twitter User Catturd2 - a Cartoon Cat WWW.THEGATEWAYPUNDIT.COM Adam Kinzinger and Catturd2 On Monday popular Twitter user Catturd2 posted this cartoon on the war in Ukraine adding, “It’s dumb that I’m... Here is the gist: Catturd made a tweet: Out of nowhere, Adam Kinzinger tweeted the following message in answer: Quote Literal evil. If I met you in person it would not end well… for you. Sicko. Trolls who have never done a thing in their life pretend to be patriots and laugh at real warriors. Nobody can figure out what caused that. The only thing everyone agrees on is that Crybaby Kinzinger is too woke. Or maybe this? It looks like peeing kid in the meme might have a partial erection, so maybe Kinzinger's excitement got too close to the edge? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: A sitting US Congressman just made it to Woke Snacks. Outgoing Congressman Adam Kinzinger Loses It – Threatens Violence Against Twitter User Catturd2 – a Cartoon Cat Outgoing Congressman Adam Kinzinger Loses It - Threatens Violence Against Twitter User Catturd2 - a Cartoon Cat WWW.THEGATEWAYPUNDIT.COM Adam Kinzinger and Catturd2 On Monday popular Twitter user Catturd2 posted this cartoon on the war in Ukraine adding, “It’s dumb that I’m... Here is the gist: Catturd made a tweet: Out of nowhere, Adam Kinzinger tweeted the following message in answer: Nobody can figure out what caused that. The only thing everyone agrees on is that Crybaby Kinzinger is too woke. Or maybe this? It looks like peeing kid in the meme might have a partial erection, so maybe Kinzinger's excitement got too close to the edge? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 22, 2022 Author Share Posted November 22, 2022 TG, I'm a little slow. I saw the switched faces, but I don't get the reference. Is this a Lord of the Rings thing or something like that? I never kept up with that kind of culture. I guess I'm not one of the cool kids. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuy Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: TG, I'm a little slow. I saw the switched faces, but I don't get the reference. Is this a Lord of the Rings thing or something like that? I never kept up with that kind of culture. I guess I'm not one of the cool kids. Michael It's a popular meme, usually featuring 2 women on one side yelling at a cat on the other. It's based on an episode of one of those REAL HOUSEWIVES reality shows, but with a cat added to it (because, you know, the internet loves cats), and with different captions each time about what they're yelling about (and with the cat having the last laugh). So that's why it's ironically funny about Kinzenger, because he's literally doing THAT meme, without even realizing it...literally a case of "life imitates memes". What is the Cat Meme? The 'Woman Yells At Cat' Meme, Explained WWW.OPRAHDAILY.COM An explanation of the hilarious viral moment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 22, 2022 Author Share Posted November 22, 2022 Jenna Ellis just tweeted this. That made me curious, so I went there. My God. They are mercilessly trashing Kinzinger. I just skimmed, but on that skim, I didn't find one person who supported him. I'm not going to post a bunch of tweets from that thread because of the unnecessary pull on bandwidth. Go here if you want to see them. But here are some of the images that are in the tweets. It just goes on and on and on. New ones are coming out all the time, too. Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 25, 2022 Author Share Posted November 25, 2022 Welcome to Woke America. ‘DC Karen’ banned from Uber after disturbing caught-on-camera racist tirade 'DC Karen' banned from Uber after disturbing caught-on-camera racist... NYPOST.COM An angry woman repeatedly hurled racist slurs at her black Uber driver on a DC street in a crazed caught-on-camera verbal attack. Here are videos. Wow! I'm trying to think of something clever to say, but I can't. Don't get me wrong. I want to. But I just can't. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 They actually said this. LOLOLOL... Velshi even prefaced it by saying, although there are two black candidates... Dayaaamm! What dorks. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 This song was practically made for this thread. LOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 It looks like manly men are going to make a comeback in the following generations as woke men compete for the Darwin award in reproduction. Huge Wave of Liberal Men are Getting Vasectomies to Protest Overturning Roe Huge Wave of Liberal Men are Getting Vasectomies to Protest Overturning Roe - LifeNews.com WWW.LIFENEWS.COM A large Planned Parenthood affiliate has been doing more sterilizations on men this fall since the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health. Dr. Grace Shih, director of vasectomy... Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 8, 2022 Author Share Posted December 8, 2022 Here's a not-so-funny woke snack. In this one, I have a feeling a lot of pissed off parents are going to snack on this woke dude's ass, and not in a good way. More like a school of piranhas with alligator and shark jaws. btw - This is much closer to downtown Chicago than where I live, but look at the shit I have to live around. I can't wait until the time comes and Kat and I leave. As to the parents, they they are paying 40k a pop since it is a private school. That's 40k a year for their young underage kids to get instruction in butt plugs and dildos. I'm trying to come out with something pithy or amusing, but the words don't come. Maybe if I brought my jaw back up from the floor. Michael EDIT: This just happened a couple of hours ago. Guess what that churning in the water sound you're hearing is? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 9, 2022 Author Share Posted December 9, 2022 LOL. Anyway, I did not see this coming. The guy who is Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy for the federal government steals the luggage of women at airports because he can't help himself. Sleep well tonight, America. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 10, 2022 Author Share Posted December 10, 2022 Remember Liberal Sherpa, the charming feisty woke lady who appeared on Fox all the time? She even had a kind of chemistry with Tucker. Well, she's a con artist. For real. And taking her own mother for a ride, at that. 'Liberal Sherpa' once a regular guest on Fox News is arrested for 'kidnapping her own mom TWICE and scamming her out of $224,000' Cathy Areu, the Liberal Sherpa, is charged with kidnapping and stealing from her own mom | Daily Mail Online WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK Cathy Areu, 51, faces numerous felony charges including kidnapping, exploitation of the elderly and organized scheme to defraud. She is being held without bond in Miami-Dade county jail. Dayaamm! Can't a grifter catch a break these days? I mean, get woke, go broke ain't supposed to apply to cons. It's a different kind of squeeze, goddammit. Speaking of grifters not catching a break, see the following dude. Maybe he wasn't woke, but he was beloved by the woke. They wanted to make him President. Instead, he got 14 years in the slammer. Michael Avenatti sentenced to 14 years in prison NYPOST.COM Disgraced lawyer Michael Avenatti was sentenced to 14 years in prison on Monday for cheating former clients out of millions and other financial crimes, the final downfall of the former ubiquitous... Dayammm... How the world has changed. I remember when a guy could slap around a porn star just for the hell of it. Now a guy like Avenatti goes to jail? It's not like he was doing a drag queen or tranny. Besides, who's gonna teach woke kids about safe spaces? Come on, people... What's the world coming to? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 12, 2022 Author Share Posted December 12, 2022 Here is one of the biggest woke snacks of all. But you have to imagine the woke people gnashing their teeth and rending their robes. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 This one is for a chuckle, not a belly laugh. It's cute. And oh so accurate. Michael 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 18, 2022 Author Share Posted December 18, 2022 This woke snack is just too rich. Control freaks, unite! Just to make sure Larry Elder's comment never goes away, here is an image: And Elon's response? Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 18, 2022 Author Share Posted December 18, 2022 LOL... I, myself, used to wear bell bottoms. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 19, 2022 Author Share Posted December 19, 2022 This meme was not made to describe woke, but man, does it fit. Notice I said "man"? You know, like in patriarchy and so on? Yeah... well... Maybe I should have said mature white cis-gendered male. Let's see how that sounds. This meme was not made to describe woke, but mature white cis-gendered male, does it fit. Hmmmmm... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 It's only funny because it's true. Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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