Jules Troy

Maybe Israel should force Palestinians to relocate to Iran. They could save on shipping costs of their rockets! Next day delivery!

Hahah fuck Twitter I hope it burns to the ground.

So...get our money out of them THEN nuke em? trump kind of was making em pay with all the tarrifs..

So does the world get to punish China with a war reparations act and hold them financially liable for all economic losses sustained by aggrieved nations from trying to contain this virus?

See their covid and raise them a smallpox. covertly inoculate everyone else first?

Ermmm...you realize China has a crapload of nukes too right? just sayin..

Imagine if Mexico launched 800-1000 rockets a day towards US. cities. By the end of the week there would be no Mexico...

So..hamas fires 1000 rockets that are mostly ineffective due to iron dome. Just because they failed to inflict massive casualties does not negate the intent. What if Israel’s defense system failed and those rockets inflicted 20k casualties? FFS Israel even passes out pamphlets letting people know “you have 3 hours to evacuate because we are going to destroy this building”. Noooobody does that!!!!(except Israel) and people still shit on them for actually being good at defending themselves. I think Israel should take the stance of “for every one rocket you fire at us we will return fire with 100 equally random and carelessly aimed rockets back at you.”. They will come to the peace table much quicker once they just plain get tired of dying. PS: I don’t see other Arab nations extending a welcoming mat to any Palestinians that may be enticed to leave...

Who knew! Sure wish I’d bought 5k worth when it was under a buck/coin....

Lol

Lol who knows? Perhaps the partner wasn’t even one of the 31 genders!

Blowjobs given under duresss?

Haha!

What? Shit grows better in a greenhouse when you add carbon dioxide? Who knew!

It’s ok if we are visited by possible “unfriendlies” we have Captain Marvel!

Oilers are going to take it.

Got a cravin? Try our raven, freshly “grilled” at the roadkill cafe!

Canned lobster from the east coast is pretty awesome too, send me a can Carol!

Well I’m still alive...

Trump runs for congress and wins. Trump runs and wins speaker of the house and wins. Trump impeaches Biden. Speaker of the house becomes president in 2022. Trump runs for president again in 2024. 6 more yrs as president. everyone in o land rejoices, Jules is a goddamn genius.

I got the first shot of moderna a couple weeks ago. I’m told I don’t get the second dose until Aug.

Lmao

Well..when I was a younger man I could do it in style.

Still kickin Caroljane

Ha! See ya