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If I am ever the moral equivalent of Barry Bonds, I hope someone does wish I die/I do die of a horrid disease. A death satisfactory for Barry Bonds is one that will make the Darwin Awards.

I accompanied my friend and his probable girlfriend-to-be to Music and Lyrics today. It was actually pretty good. A lot of dry humor which was right down my alley, even if it was a chick flick. I would have rather seen Hannibal Rising though.

Yes, food is food, and chick is an adjective describing what kind of food. Chick food is also food, it's just food for chicks, not men. People do things they don't want to do all the time, these guys have said "SCREW THIS" and are now happily eating texas double whoppers.

I hate anybody in baseball that uses steroids. Same goes for human growth hormone users. It's all the same and it's all bullshit. Fair retribution for using any of those types of substances? I'd say death or forced retirement and the baseball equivalent of dishonorary discharge accompanied with a HUGE fine (six figures). Since you can't actually wipe a player's stats from the stat book, I figure that should be fair seeing as they didn't get there by any virtue of their own. Those people make me wish this guy was still alive. Much of my anger is directed towards Barry Bonds, steroids have done him quite well. He's probably the most successful scumbag of them all. Needless to say, everything I say about Barry Bonds goes for every other person who uses steroids in baseball, also any other sport. I'm just exponentially less passionate about those sports.

I'm sorry, but I HATE the Giants until they get rid of Barry Bonds. I would say I hope he dies of Lou Gehrig's Disease (my own personal worst nightmare of a way to die), but I think that dying in the same manner as a man and ballplayer as great as Lou Gehrig would be too much of an honor for the scum bag. I hope the guy gets some combination of AIDS, dissentary, malaria, and the black plague. Actually, I almost hope that the guy just gets to the point where he can't live with himself and commits suicide. Then again, at that would be too noble. Whatever happens, I hope it happens before he breaks Hank Aaron's record. The sooner that and every other roid user in baseball stops and retires, or bites the dust, the better.

I didn't particularly enjoy TKAM, the plot was just sooooo slooooooowwwwwww. In that respect I would say that Rich's assessment is very accurate. He didn't mention plot as one of its strong points. I like motion, TKAM just didn't have it, it was all so sidetracked. Valuable lessons to be sure, just not my favorite peice of literature. My favorite thing we read Freshman year was Cyrano D'Bergerac. I told my English teacher back then that Ayn Rand probably would have liked the play, I was pleased to find out when skimming an Ayn Rand Answers book in Borders that I was right.

Cats and I have a love-hate relationship. I love cats until I pet them, then I invariably rub my face, my allergies act up, and I end up looking like Hitch from the movie. No joke, that made for an interesting time one time at my girlfriend's house . Well, maybe I don't love cats, I love them in that way where they piss me off after about 10 minutes, but for that first 10 minutes they're REALLY cool. Now, dogs I love and they love me back. I can play with dogs all day, they're really nice, and they're just fun to be around. I was at my friend's house once, and he has a huge golden retriever, it's huge as far as they go and strong. I was playing with it, it latched onto my pant leg and managed to pull me out of my chair. It was really fun. The best thing with dogs is when they try to bite you and you can put a few fingers in their mouth and wrap 'em around their canine teeth. Watching what they try and do to get out is hilarious.

Think of it like Reardon being nice to the moochers because he thought he was supposed to until he finally realized the error.

Relevance?

Your second to last end quote is spelled qoute which throws the whole thing off because it makes the previous quote cross over into the next one and then one is left without an ending.

My theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VhHuZ-SRaY...ted&search=

I can see why it would be somewhat unfulfilling to someone who didn't think about the implications though.

That female teacher having sex with the kid is what I would call a victimless crime. For christ's sake, most guys will never get a girl that looks like her. The kid should be thankful. The great thing about my old English teacher pointing me towards The Fountainhead is that she herself didn't like the ideology,but pointed me down that path regardless. As for the boning think Kori, the teacher was short and more on the chubby side. Plus she named her kid Atticus (after the guy from TKAM) so I think she might be a wantonly cruel to those she loves. Just kidding of course, but still...

haha.

Ground grappling sounds like my type of thing. One time I learned how to do a move that you can use to KO someone from watching a UFC tournament, then I actually used it on a friend that I was wrestling with but stopped before he passed out. It was fun.

Man, this place is great.

Last year my English teacher was really good. She saw me reading Atlas Shrugged and pointed me towards The Fountainhead. She was really nice and I really enjoyed the class.

Haha, that's unreal. I'll have to show that to my friend.

I thought manhaters were feminists?

Rich white suburb=parents give a shit.

Kids are a bunch of idiots running around thinking that they are intellectuals because they run around with Che Guevara on their shirts. They don't complain, so the parents don't know. Plus, the unions make it IMPOSSIBLE to fire anyone.

Not usually the purpose is it?

The real problem in today's world with teachers are the unions. Now, I have nothing against unions in general, but the power which some have attained, especially in the state of Oregon, is far too much. New York is another incredible example, I am not sure where to find it but there is a giant web of a process that must be gone through to fire a teacher for any reason. This includes a teacher that was a pedophile, who it took a LOOONG time to fire. The problem has become that teachers are now completely in control of the administration. If someone is the principle of the school he has very little actual power over the teachers. Because of that teachers can do whatever they want. I'm lucky, I got the less outlandishly socialist of the english teachers. The one that teaches next door has been described to me as a teacher with fundamental Christian values (that she feels the need to impose on everyone else), a feminazi (very fitting term for many feminists), and a pure socialist. I actually initially had that class but my counselor made an exception (my school refuses to switch kids out of classes due to their teachers) for me and changed my teacher. Unfortunately, that also kept me from taking the Honors English course. That teacher was so bad my sister debated with her and was actually right (two things that rarely happen ). The teacher offers extra credit for attending demonstrations that advocate higher taxes, refuses to grade papers that she deems sexist (my friend wrote a story about testicles the hero of the Ovarian Wars), and goes on anti-Republican and anti-Bush rants during classes. My situation could be worse.

Football is up there for me, I'm a defensive lineman so I'm really right in the middle of the action. The great thing about football for me is that due to my leg strength that I acquired from baseball (catching) I can move faster than the offensive linemen (even though they are not some dumb brutes) off the ball, so I beat them in spite of my small (relative to average defensive linemen) size (I'm 5'10-11 195 lbs.). One of the best parts of football for me is probably when the offensive linemen are noticeably concerned about me in spite of my small stature. This manifests itself in several ways, amongst which are fumbled snaps (I line up over the center) and false starts. Hitting guys bigger than me and winning the battle is always fun too. I ran into a 6'2 220 lb. fullback behind the line of scrimmage in the semi-final game and drove him backwards on my tackle. Leisure sports for me include racketball, handball, basketball (I suck at shooting, great at defense and rebounding), and rock climbing. Then of course there's training for football and baseball which includes running, weight lifting, and practice. Sex isn't a sport, sports have to be competitive.