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Ahhh, niiiiiice! I LOLed especially at the end.

PS: Thanks for bringing some laughs to OL during this time of witch burning. I'd much rather laugh than go on a manhunt.

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Based on my extensive knowledge of Objectivist epistemology and Ayn Rand's theory of sex, the correct choice for the end of the video is: Go for the younger sister! Pass on dad. :P

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Nah, the correct thing to say would've been: If you're dating me, you must value me (otherwise you don't value yourself), and if you value me and yourself, you will give me a blowjob. It's only rational.

Kyrel, you're from Gotham City, eh? I'm jealous. You've got the protection of the amazing Batman. He's by far the greatest superhero of all time.

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