Michael Stuart Kelly Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Saving the Earth: The Biodiesel Bus BlogThe Washington PostApril 22, 2007Sheryl Crow came up with an important new solution for global warming which she presented in her chronicles of her two week "Stop Global Warming College Tour." From the article:I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming.. . .I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.Give this woman a wide berth. She didn't come to screw around. She came to solve global warming and I mean today. I kid you not. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Jones Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 One square of teepee? You gotta admit, she's a regular gal! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMF Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 This should be in the Humor section. LOL. I think I'm going to stick to an amount that will prevent me from getting piss/shit on my hand, thankee verr much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Grieb Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I think Lance Armstrong should be very glad he has a new girl friend. Ms Crow: Get a life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Jones Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I think Lance Armstrong should be very glad he has a new girl friend. Ms Crow: Get a life!Lance Armstrong has a new girlfriend every week! He just holds on to his "official" girlfriend a long time, ha ha! Go Lance! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Here is a video of Rosie on Barbara Walters about this.Here is the story:Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"TMZ StaffApril 23, 2007TMZThe press is having a ball. The jokes about Sheryl Crow wiping out global warming, etc., are all over the place.Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.The girl is a mess.... Boogers, food and poop, Oh my!!!Some of this environmental stuff is just a little too weird for me. I can see reduce, reuse, recycle and conserving water and energy, but wiping your face on your sleeves and rationing bunwad as she is proposing is gross.Kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMF Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 *gut laughs at "rationing bunwad"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Jones Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Here is a video of Rosie on Barbara Walters about this.Here is the story:Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"TMZ StaffApril 23, 2007TMZThe press is having a ball. The jokes about Sheryl Crow wiping out global warming, etc., are all over the place.MichaelLike the proverbial broken clock, Rosie O'Donnell is finally precisely right! (Though certainly not at the rate of twice a day!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Grieb Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 More rational environmentalists seem to getting away from Ms Crow as quickly as they can. Two Democratic party activists on Tucker Carlson said the Democratic had the recognize the problems caused by more ordinary Americans with some of their Hollywood support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMF Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Just heard a funny little joke about this on Conan:"In order to help reduce global warming, Sheryl Crow has been encouraging people to only use one square of toilet paper when using the restroom. In other news: DON'T shake Sheryl Crow's hand." (or something to that effect) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Grieb Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Sheryl Crow has said that this business about the toilet paper was a joke. I looked at where she purposed the idea. I don't think it was a joke. I suspect a lot of people told here she should this was joke but I don't think people will believe her. I know I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted April 28, 2007 Author Share Posted April 28, 2007 Chris,This sounds like Janet Jackson's allegation of "wardrobe slip" that exposed a be-jeweled nipple during the Superbowl.Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrighty Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I like a good beer buzz early in the morningAnd Billy likes to peel the labelsFrom his bottles of BudHey Billy! I got a better idea as to what you can do with those labels............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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