Scatological things happen


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Here is a site of "shit jokes" (seen through the world's religions, etc.). Some of it gets pretty tasteless and, like all similar overly-long collections of jokes, the jokes stop being funny after a while. Too much of a good thing makes it no good.

The reason I mention this here is that I saw Ayn Rand mentioned in the section called "Shit happens in various people" (and some of the quips are actually very funny). Incidentally, I came across this Googling "Ayn Rand" and "Jehovah's Witness."

Ayn Rand: Reason and shit are corollaries. Where reason is used, shit happens.

I never saw that one before.

:)

Michael

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:lol: That shit was the bomb diggity. Here are my faves:

Catholic: You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.

Charismatic Catholic: Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.

Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.

Orthodox Judaism: So shit happens, already!

Televangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening...

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

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