Catfight in Aisle 9


caroljane

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I think daunce and kimmler make a cute couple. Now, if they'd just get married and go off on an extended honeymoon....

Cease your baseless speculation, Mr. Mikee. I am not acquainted with the gentleman to whom you refer, we have never been formally introduced. As a respectable widow I have a reputation to maintain. I shall never remarry, my kids would kill me.

Well, that doesn't sound like a heroic individualist attitude. You two have a lot in common. A long romantic interlude for the two of you would be just the ticket.

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But isn't Kimmler gay?

I think I remember him talking about his boyfriend.

That would definitely take a widow off the table, respectable or otherwise.

If I am mistaken, apologies.

Michael

Nope.

He has made references to his children and wife...but then again...

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Short of calling rhsuperfly gay, I can't imagine a worse slur. He's probably boinked half the Indian parliament.

I have never met Mr Superfly either, whoever told you that is a vicious liar, I have never even been to India. Will this persecution never end? I know who is behind it but I am too respectable to tell.

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Oops.

Sorry.

I did not mean to cast any slurs on being gay by wondering whether Kimmler might be gay.

:)

(I better stop before I dig myself in too deep... :) )

Michael

Oh you are awful...but I like you. Just because I love the moustache of Campbell does not make me gay. Though under socialism we will all probably have to bite the pillow at some stage. Reminds me of my days at public school when I 'fagged' for the head boy of my house.

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But isn't Kimmler gay?

I think I remember him talking about his boyfriend.

That would definitely take a widow off the table, respectable or otherwise.

If I am mistaken, apologies.

Michael

Nope.

He has made references to his children and wife...but then again...

Listen you...I'll defeat you through love.

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Oh you are awful...but I like you. Just because I love the moustache of Campbell does not make me gay. Though under socialism we will all probably have to bite the pillow at some stage. Reminds me of my days at public school when I 'fagged' for the head boy of my house.

Whether Kimmler be G,B,L,T, or even pre-op T doesn't matter, at least outside of troll social networks. But it is fair to say that he appears strangely comfortable-- practiced, even, with some of the more advanced lingo.

Whether or not he likes gladiator movies, or has been to a Turkish prison, these things remain unproven.

rde

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But I think it's the Hotel California.

Think about it.

"You can check out any time you like,

but you can never leave." (?)

The Eagles, great band.

More from those legends and "Hotel":

"We are just prisoners, here,

"Of our own device".

:P

have I got this right, daunce?

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But I think it's the Hotel California.

Think about it.

"You can check out any time you like,

but you can never leave." (?)

The Eagles, great band.

More from those legends and "Hotel":

"We are just prisoners, here,

"Of our own device".

:P

have I got this right, daunce?

Legend has it the Eagles had been reading Austen and were riffing on Mr, Bennet:

"What are we for, but to make sport of our neighbours

and be made sport of in our turn"

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LOL...

You guys don't forgive anything.

You may not believe this, but I was not making a gay quip with "Oh God." The idea of Kimmler liking me on an intellectual level was what was in my mind. Sort of like Van Jones saying he liked me.

Anyway, we do have gay folks around here, so I suggest shifting to a lower gear. I know where you guys are at since I'm there a lot, but someone who has suffered at the hands of bad guys may not be comfortable from the way it reads.

And for the record, there are gay members of OL I strongly admire.

If this gets too heavy for anyone, just say stop.

Michael

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LOL...

You guys don't forgive anything.

You may not believe this, but I was not making a gay quip with "Oh God." The idea of Kimmler liking me on an intellectual level was what was in my mind. Sort of like Van Jones saying he liked me.

Anyway, we do have gay folks around here, so I suggest shifting to a lower gear. I know where you guys are at since I'm there a lot, but someone who has suffered at the hands of bad guys may not be comfortable from the way it reads.

And for the record, there are gay members of OL I strongly admire.

If this gets too heavy for anyone, just say stop.

Michael

About time, I'm lying here wounded and half-covered in cat treats and you're all yukking it up in the corner with that moron manager. Call yourselves intellectuals, you're just a bunch of overgrown second-graders.

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