BaalChatzaf Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to hold the light bulb, the other to hold the penis....er,, the ladder. Ba'al Chatzaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Jacob Biodrowski Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to hold the light bulb, the other to hold the penis....er,, the ladder. Ba'al ChatzafThe fellow who created the light bulb joke obviously had repressed memories and a psycho-sexually aggressive mentality. Note how the light bulb's base resembles that of a penis and the socket resembles a vagina, anus, mouth, etc. The joke is obviously suggestive of an orgy where the man requires penetration assistance because he too suffers from repressed memories and a psycho-sexually aggressive mentality. The penis, in the joke, is merely a penis while the vagina, in the joke, is merely an electrical socket. 2 deep Freud you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to hold the light bulb, the other to hold the penis....er,, the ladder. Ba'al ChatzafThe fellow who created the light bulb joke obviously had repressed memories and a psycho-sexually aggressive mentality. Note how the light bulb's base resembles that of a penis and the socket resembles a vagina, anus, mouth, etc. The joke is obviously suggestive of an orgy where the man requires penetration assistance because he too suffers from repressed memories and a psycho-sexually aggressive mentality. The penis, in the joke, is merely a penis while the vagina, in the joke, is merely an electrical socket. 2 deep Freud you.Gee, you think that might be why almost every manual which directs an electrical connection has/does refer to the male plug and the female...I will let you roam around in your own mind about that one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikee Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 And the socket is the source of power... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 And the socket is the source of power...And as a person who understands connections, the plug completes the circuit, and as with all relationships, power completes when both sides of the equation mutually benefit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syrakusos Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 How many sociologists does it take to change a lightbulb?None. The lightbulb does not need to be changed: it is society that needs to be changed.How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one, but the lightbulb must want to change.Q: How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. It's too early to say if the lightbulb needs changing.A: None. It's more cost-effective to live in the dark.A: None. We only know how to screw the planet.A: None. Eventually the lightbulbs will right themselves.How many lighbulb jokes does it take to save the world? hereQ: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the otherscrews the bulb into the water faucet.http://www.cs.umd.edu/~gasarch/HUMOR/lightbulb.htmlQ: How many Dell Tech Support people does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring.....Q: How many college football players does it take to change a lightbulb?A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None.... There never *was* any light bulb, don't you remember?Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven: One to install the new bulb, and six to figure what to do withthe old one for the next 10,000 yearsQ: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business.And many more here: http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/strange/lightbulbs.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikee Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I googled "best Freud jokes" and found this: /Sir-Clement-FreudNot the right Freud but I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Everyone who is clicking on this:We are sick and tired of being made a joke of.Lightbulbs Union local 13 "Try and turn us on without our consent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaalChatzaf Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 Wait until LEDs become common. Changing a lightbulb? Hah!!!!!Ba'al Chatzaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jts Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. But the question is how do they get in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Objectivists: only one, and it's not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 lol yes it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 lol yes it is!One major problem with the original NBI folks was >0 senses of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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