Dexter

[Peter]

“Dexter” is a Showtime cable network show about a serial killer who has a job as a forensic technician specializing in blood spatters. He has a “Code,” taught to him by his father and mentor, a police officer for the Miami police department . . . Dexter will only torture and kill a killer who has escaped the legal system. He hides his true nature from everyone except a few select, and understanding people.

Wouldn’t this be a great acting role for our fearless leader, Barack Obama? His mentors are William Ayres and Sol Lowinsky. His “Code” is Marxism and Totalitarianism barely hidden from patriotic Americans. He is killing us softly with inspirational blather, and someday he will reveal himself to everyone.

“Good morning Mr. President. How may I be of service to you today?”

“Leon, you are the head of the CIA and my ears around the world. This is for your eyes only. The next time we torture a terrorist I want to be there.”

“We don’t torture misguided Islamic nationalists any more, Mr. President.”

“Yeah, sure. There are some Americans who need it too. The next time we do it, I want to participate. I can’t ask anyone to do what I won’t do myself.”

“Well, of course, Barack. If you insist. Amnesty for everyone involved?”

“Yeah. You bet, Panetta. Let’s see. There’s that Glenn Beck guy, and Limbaugh. Definitely domestic terrorists. We’ll start with them. I’ll bring my own South Side of Chicago tools. Damn, it’s been too long. Let there be blood!”

Semper cogitans fidele,

Peter Taylor

[BaalChatzaf]

"Dexter" is a Showtime cable network show about a serial killer who has a job as a forensic technician specializing in blood spatters. He has a "Code," taught to him by his father and mentor, a police officer for the Miami police department . . . Dexter will only torture and kill a killer who has escaped the legal system. He hides his true nature from everyone except a few select, and understanding people.

Wouldn't this be a great acting role for our fearless leader, Barack Obama? His mentors are William Ayres and Sol Lowinsky.

Make the Saul Alinsky, a Chicago born left-wing radical and community organizer guru. He was Lord Obama's mentor. He taught Lord Obama to hate America.

Ba'al Chatzaf

[Chris Grieb]

Dexter Morgan has more class than Obama.