Max Eichelberger Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 "If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, my illegal logging business succeeds." - Stephen Colbert"The three fundamentally leftist revolutions, those that spawned France's democracy, Russia's international socialism, and Germany's national socialism, formed and fashioned the history of the last two hundred years and established the 'Centuries of the G' — guillotines, gaols, gallows, gas chambers, and gulags." -Erik von Kuehnelt LeddihnAustrian anti-communists, you can't beat them.Pseudo-Conservative TV personalities: just as amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Grieb Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Both quotes are good. The first makes fun of one of the pretentious statements from philosophers so its my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaalChatzaf Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 "If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, my illegal logging business succeeds." - Stephen ColbertThe comic version that I heard was: if a tree in the forest falls and crushes Helen Keller, does it make a sound?Ba'al Chatzaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Eichelberger Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 Helen Keller jokes, never get old. Always interject with the punchline Chris, and you won't have to deal with them. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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