CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 (edited) Damn, Rich, you're so vulgar sometimes. You know, just lighthearted fun for smiles and laughs Edited August 21, 2006 by CNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 (barging in...)Rich only does all that nasty stuff with socks because he owns shares in a stocking company. The slogan is:"No matter what he does, these socks stay up!"(leaving...)Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 "Victor? Where's the toolkit... I know you took it." I'm a door-to-door Handy-man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Sex is not for public consumption. It should be a private matter between a man and women...and occasionally a few of her friends. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 (edited) Mike, Rich has been on the ginseng cocktail mix lately and apparently it has seriously paid off with him and his girl. It seems things are always staying up for him and his girl must be very happy about it !!! Many fun things you can do with socks; such as, the dancing puppet show and the audience of two !!! Although the ocassional ER visit may be necessary as things just won't go down sometimes. OUCH Edited August 21, 2006 by CNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 Sex is not for public consumption. It should be a private matter between a man and women...and occasionally a few of her friends. B)Ah, there's the slip once again, A Man and WOMEN....many women for one man. I see how it is. That's why he is a door to door handy man as he has many customers that are his friends. The ocassional public consumption may be necessary for you. I hope you don't have the plumber's crack to go along with it. So what's in your toolbox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 "Ah, there's the slip once again, A Man and WOMEN....many women for one man. I see how it is. That's why he is a door to door handy man as he has many customers that are his friends. The ocassional public consumption may be necessary for you. I hope you don't have the plumber's crack to go along with it." Oh-oh, it was a Freudian slip, really! A Freudian slip….slip…slips…slips…women and their slips, and so soft…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonfly Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I think this thread is getting a bit tedious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 Ah, he has a fetish too and a possible voyeur. He's my kinda guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 (edited) yeah, bite me, DF. If it is getting tedious for you, don't read it. It's that simple. I'm smiling and laughing at all this. Edited August 21, 2006 by CNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 (edited) PLOT STRUCTURE 101: CONFLICTDragonfly: This is getting tedious.Angel: Oh, yeah?Dragonfly: Yeeeeah!Angel: Sez who?Dragonfly: Sez me!Angel: Bite me!Victor [budding in] What she said! Edited August 21, 2006 by Victor Pross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 ROFLMAO. Well, it's true. If it is getting tedious to people not directly involved with it, then don't read it. It's that simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 More later I'm sure as I gotta go. Vic, don't forget, McDs and that Happy meal, you may have to dip into the savings account to feed me !!! I'll definitely make sure to wear a slip. Many women not necessary as I am a whole lotta woman !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Do dragonflies have sex?Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary williams Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 No.They just lay eggs.gw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary williams Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Damn it Firecracker!I have been looking everywhere for you!I looked at all your usual haunts -Naval basesTurkish bath housesTruck stopsClevelandAnd here you are playing with the children again! Next time I am using real handcuffs! No more running off Missy!Have you forgotten to let the boyz in on your little secret? You know...........The third leg!You don't want to shock them with yer lil' 'pup tent' trick! Especially when your tent is taller than theirs!Oh and the insect dude is going to have to wait to bite you.I already called 'dibs'!gw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Laughing so damn hard, my bud is back. You cock-eyed Hyena !!! Yes, most know about the third leg. I'm kinda wily. You gotta make sure to lock me down because if I get out, I'm running amok. They all know me too well at all my old haunts. I had to go where there are fresh faces so I wouldn't be recognized. No, no insect bites. I have a good repellent for that.Angie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary williams Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 (edited) Sorry I was away Firecracker.The truth is that I became very ill after eating at a Canadian restaurant.Never, ever order the GONADES D'ORIGNAUX! I don't care how much them Canucks love'em! Of course there are many inappropiate things that Canadians can say during sex too.Such as -"Hey, it's so cold I bet if you lick this pole with your tongue it will stick!"or"Hey baby, let's do some role playing! You be a baby seal and I'll chase you with my 'club'!"or"Honey, I have to tell you something. When we Eskimo kiss in the dark, well that's actually not my nose your rubbing!"Oh those wacky Canucks!I am sooooo glad none of them hang out here! gw Edited August 22, 2006 by gary williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Sorry to hear you came down so sick. I would imagine gnawing on those things would be quite traumatic for you, ya know, being a guy and all. That's an interesting one. The tongue that sticks to the......hmmmm, wait a sec, that sounds like it could be fun !!! Hey, anyone got a lotta ice cubes?!?! Whoa, wait, I totally got an idea, anyone gotta shitload of ice cubes, a flame thrower, a club, and some rope. Hefty bag may not be necessary. Remember, I'm circus folk with a third leg and can do some pretty amazing tricks. Ah, but wait, the handyman with the plumber's crack that makes frequent housecalls has a toolkit. We might be able to borrow some tools from him.Let me know if you're game and it's on, Baby !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 In my toolkit, I have a mircle drug called Viagra so that hundreds of men who couldn't have sex are banging away like chimps with wooden spoons on cooking pots. ;) Step right up, gentlemen! Step right up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 The miracle drug Viagara, many hours of go around with the ocassional ER visit. So I have heard, it benefits women much the same way it does men !!! The ginseng cocktail mix Rich's been taking isn't looking so appetizing now.Any other tools you got in that kit of yours ?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Good, fresh Horny Goatweed from your local Chinese herb doctor is a nice enhancement. Dice up a couple garlic cloves, take them with either olive oil in a shot glass (easier to get down), or with water w/ lemon, chew up some parsley, it controls the smell. And NO NO NO, not the garlic right before. Keep as close to 24 hrs. opposite hammer time as you can. Some people say Vitamin E, but they say everything about that. Dunno. Viagra- watch out for a very nasty migraine after you're through- some people (so I hear). Scented oils- sesame/almond bases are very good and benign, if you can use them (as in, not using latex contraceptive products). There's other stuff, but that's as far as I'm going here . Right, Angie? We're NOT GOING THERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary williams Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Viagra?Horny Goatweed?Garlic?I must be doing something wrong. I don't take any of those and I still get early morning.........And late afternoon,And etc, etc, etc..................Of course it could be that I simply have good blood flow. I have big veins!Also, I drink red wine which has shown to be good and I also practice Voodoo, which helps!But when you get down to it, just thinking about a hot chick with a big brain brings out the ReardEn Steel in me everytime.Or I could simply be a natural born Horn Dog!gw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Ever try green M&Ms? Works like a charm and you can buy them without a prescription.Kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Chocolate is definitely on the preferred list!High-quality is best, though. A side benefit that a lot of people aren't aware of is that good chocolate is one of the top antioxidant foods out there. But here we're concerned with endorphin rushes, and it's of course wonderful for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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