BaalChatzaf Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Ode to a Golf Ballby Duffer Shank and Goody PerchaIn my hand I hold a ball,white and dimpled, rather small;Oh how bland it does appear,this harmless looking little sphere;By its size I could not guessthe awesome strength it does possess. But since I fell beneath its spell,I've wandered through the fires of hell.My life has not been quite the same,since I chose this stupid game. It rules my mind for hours on end,a fortune it has made me spend. It has made me yell, curse and cry,I hate myself and want to die.It promises a thing called Par, if I can hit it straight and far. To master such a a tiny ball, should not be very hard at all.But my desires the ball refuses,and does exactly what it chooses. It hooks and slices, dribbles and dies,and even disappears before my eyes.Often it will have a whim, to hit a tree or take a swim.With miles of grass on which to land,it finds a tiny patch of sand. It also has me off'ring up my soul, if only it would find the hole.It's made me whimper like a pup, and swear that I will give it up. And take a drink to ease my sorrow,but the ball knows ... I'll be back tomorrow.Ba'al Chatzaf (who has not played golf in fifty years). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjohnson Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Golf - a waste of a good walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Golf - a waste of a good walk. When I was 13 I whacked a golf ball up and down the street a few times. I'd do it again but the street has turned into a major thorough-fare.I like some putt-putt on an interesting course.--Brant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I love the game, but here are two of the funniest human's on golf - Williams and then Carlin!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C7c-nZIyfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfonso Jones Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 "Golf is a mental disorder."Edgar Rice Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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