What is an intellectual?


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An intellectual is a person who can hear the William Tell Overture and NOT think of the Lone Ranger and Sliver.

Ba'al Chatzaf

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An intellectual is a person who can hear the William Tell Overture and NOT think of the Lone Ranger and Sliver.

Ba'al Chatzaf

A follow on. The Riddle Master offered a one million dollar reward to the person who could solve the following riddle"

Fourteen nude woment were in line against a wall. The first facing in, the second facing out, the third facing in, the fourth facing and the fifth through seventh facing in. The second seven were arranged just like the first seven.

The challenger came along and had a look. He immediately replied: Your riddle means the Lone Ranger! The Riddle Master was aghast and said: Damn you sir! How did you get it so quickly?

The Challenger answered it was easy: Rump, Titty, Rump, Titty, Rump, Rump, Rump - Rump, Titty, Rump, Titty, Rump, Rump, Rump.

The Riddle master paid the reward.

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