F***ing Funny! Your new nationalized CitiBank


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Very funny.

Bonuses for everyone!

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It could have been funnier...

I disconnected from obscenities about 15 years ago, when a co-worker pointed out that only idiots make sounds with no meaning.

The commercial could have benefited instead from wry humor:

"I get to meet lots of interesting people, my neighbors!, while waiting in line after line...

... The new ATM forms provide all the detail I need, in fact, more than I could ever want ...

My lawyer helps me understand my deposit slips...

... Clerks are never in a hurry and always willing to wait for me to make up my mind ...

When you take a number, you can use the little tab as a bookmark: I finished WAR AND PEACE!

(or "I read Atlas Shrugged" -- more appropriately)

... My deposits earn extra interest because withdrawals take forever! ...

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