galtgulch Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:Dear Vincent,I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plantmy tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up agarden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know youwould be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.Love,PapaA few days later he received a letter from his son::Dear Pop,Don’t dig up that garden.That’s where the bodies are buried.Love,VinnieAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dugup the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the oldman and left.That same day the old man received another letter from his son::Dear Pop,Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.I love you,Vinnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 (edited) An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:Dear Vincent,I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plantmy tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up agarden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know youwould be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.Love,PapaA few days later he received a letter from his son::Dear Pop,Don't dig up that garden.That's where the bodies are buried.Love,VinnieAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dugup the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the oldman and left.That same day the old man received another letter from his son::Dear Pop,Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.That's the best I could do under the circumstances.I love you,Vinnie Ho, ho, ho. This time I know it's not deja vu.--Brant Edited September 27, 2008 by Brant Gaede Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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