Ciro, a Southern lady needs a cooking lesson

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

Ciro,

I saw this on TV last night with a redneck comedian named Ron White and it made me think of you. (I am paraphrasing, of course.) There is a Southern lady who needs a cooking lesson from you. Desperately.

A newly married redneck was complaining to his folks about his wife's cooking.

"The first dinner she made me looked so bad I gave it to the dawg. He took a bite and started lickin' his butt.

(...dramatic pause...)

He was tryin' to get the taste out of his mouth."

Michael