Breezy blowy workout blues

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

This is a very funny blog entry about a marathon treadmill run by a young lady in Dallas named Amy Lawson:

Marathon Training: Incident #5

From the entry:

I plugged my headphones into the sound jack, set the miniature television to the correct angle, and I was happily on my way. The show distracted me beautifully, and all was well...until Cameron and Edyta began to dance the waltz. Just as they were about to execute their first dramatic dip, I had the strong and sudden urge to pass some gas.

Before I let loose, I evaluated my surroundings.

You have to read the blog to get the whole story. There are even some fine original drawings to help visualize the predicament.

That does bring up a question. What do you do in a gym when you need to let 'er rip during a set?

Michael

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

I moved this from the "Sports and Recreation" section to here because it is funny.

I suppose flatulence is low-level humor, but it still cracks me up. The campfire scene in Blazing Saddles, for instance, with the cowboys eating beans never fails to get me laughing so hard tears roll down.

Michael