THE BEST WELFARE JOKE OF THE YEAR!

[Mike Renzulli]

> > >A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to

the

>

> > >counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare

>checks.I'd really rather have a job."

> > >

> > >The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is

excellent.

> > >We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

>chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll

have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your

clothes. Because

>of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort

>her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual

>urges.

> > >You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The

>starting salary is $90,000 a year."

> > >

> > >The guy, wide-eyed, says "You're Bullshittin' me!"

> > >The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."