L W HALL Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 "Will I Live To Be 80?" I recently picked a new primary care doctor.After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said Iwas doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, Icouldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll liveto be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beeror wine?""Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs,either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks andbarbecued ribs? I said, "No, my former doctor said that allred meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, likeplaying golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, orhave a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of thosethings." He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggrad02 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 That was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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