Baby Boomer songs revisited

[L W HALL]

Subject: BABY BOOMERS

It was fun being a baby boomer; until now. Some of the artists of

the Sixties are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the

Baby Boomers.

They include:

1. Herman's Hermits: Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin: Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr: I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack: The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash: I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon: Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. The Commodores: Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye: I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem: A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer: You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12 The Temptations: Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba: Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando: Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy: I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson: On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore: It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To

[CNA]

LW, you've got some good ones....

LMAO....now, that's bad...I'm getting old. I know these songs....LOL, I thought I'd be young forever....dammit, you just gotta rub it in.

[Kat]

Love 'em! I may be a baby boomer, but I can still boogie!

:D/

Kat

[L W HALL]

Thanks CNA,

My friends send me quite a few, but I am a little hesitant to post a lot of them because they are somewhat off-color and I don't wish to offend anyone.

I'm like Kat and can relate to all the above songs since I was born in 1950, but I am not ready for pasture yet and still throughly enjoy life albeit sometimes a step slower.

L W