Old age

[Ciro]

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old ass hole," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August."

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

Ciro,

LOLOLOL... Don't get me going. You start to remind me of all kinds of things, then I can't resist popping out with a joke about a similar line of thought. Here's an elderly joke I find cute.

The clockwork elder

One elderly man was talking to another. He said, "I am strong as a horse and my biological system works like clockwork. It never fails. At 4:00 am every morning I urinate. At 5:00 am every morning I move my bowels. And at 6:00 am every morning I wake up."

Michael

[Ciro]

Michael,

Daymnnnn, what worries me is that some of these joke

bored me once, and now instead make me laugh

I am scared! Am I getting old?