Steve Gagne Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER[imagine that!]SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY[No! Really?!]IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER[What a guy]!MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH[Good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE[i can see where it might have that effect!]COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES[Who would have thought?]COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE[They may be on to something!]RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP[Weren't they fat enough?]ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACK[Taste like chicken?]LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]HOSPITAL SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS[boy, are they tall!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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