Michael Stuart Kelly Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 The Best Page in the UniverseThis is a very funny site. Call it healthy bitching by some guy named Maddox. I especially like his FAQ about himself.I'm The Center of the Universe.I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?"One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.I love me.323,075 people aren't as good as me. I have linked to this guy before. I can only take him in small doses, but those doses crack me up.M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles R. Anderson Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Hmmm..... If he is the best, how come 6 billion people minus 323,075 are as good as he is or better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danneskjold Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 I think he meant at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danneskjold Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Actually, now that I've read it, that is the number of people who visited the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles R. Anderson Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 I figured that was where the number 323075 came from, but it worked well for humorously turning the tables on him. By the way, I have not visited the site, so I am not one of the 323075 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 I've been checking in to that site off and on for years. He is ~so~ funny. Rapier wit. He cuts through the crap very quickly. Clearly, he doesn't want you to take him seriously, but does. I love that guy-- he has balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danneskjold Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 My ISP blocked (it has this thing where it blocks bad sites AS you look at them if it considers them bad) in the middle of using it. I can't look at any of the pages anymore. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles R. Anderson Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Jeff,Is this a Christian protection scheme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danneskjold Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Ya, more or less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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