Indian Mating Season

[Ciro]

Indian Mating Season

Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened

closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!

It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call,

"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

(Get ready, this will kill ya),

NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN

[CNA]

That is just hilarious, Ciro. I couldn't stop laughing at first and tummy was hurting because I'm part Cherokee Indian and part hillbilly too...I've heard some great jokes but that just takes the cake with the indian/hillbilly joke and unfortunately is true sometimes....I know from experience because I've seen it....LMAO I'm still laughing so hard my stomach is hurting...

I've heard some great Polish jokes as well and some are so true. My mother was notorious for living up to those jokes....LMAO Oh, that's just too much. Yeah, I'm a serious mut. Born in Moorseville, Indiana, very small town, 200 people, one road in and out, that's it. So I've seen some serious hillbilly stuff going on over there. Oh, it's just great, brought back so many memories....LMAO Still laughing so hard my tummy hurts.

Thanks for the joke....I so needed it.

BTW, HEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWW

LMAO

Angie

[L W HALL]

Good one Ciro!