Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Healthy thieves? Trailer full of broccoli disappears in Chicago suburbBreitbartDecember 28, 2006Now that I moved here near Chicago, I see that thieves take crime in a different spirit than in Florida...Hmmmmmmm...Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Grieb Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Michael; What do suppose they thought they were getting. I suspect some henchmen sleep with the fishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I hope it all didn't end up in one place. Do you know what that stuff does to most people?Eeew! rdeCan you spell "air pockets?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Grieb Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Perhaps it is a good thing it happened in the Windy City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Well, I know my kids didn't do it. They are not that fond of broccoli. Michael may be a suspect though. Hopefully, someone dumped the veggies off at a soup kitchen for Christmas dinner. So far no reports of a roofless homeless shelter in the area. Kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I work in East Cleveland-- the only city that, while small, can stand up to Chicago as far as funky stuff goes.My guess: they thought it had either TVs or pot in it. Broccoli and pot are easily confused by some.Something along that line. I love "henchmen," but to me, this looks simply like a logistical screwup.It's either that, or those damn hippies.rdeIf I smell one more lesbian wearing pachouli whilst she attempts to serve me fast food, I'm gonna...rdepachouli, patchouli, whatever, it all smells like dirty hippie to me. One way or another we still haven't addressed the farting problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 30, 2006 Author Share Posted December 30, 2006 This line from the article by Det. Ed Zorich of Chicago has to go down in history as a masterpiece of fine rhetoric."We have homicides happening in town," Zorich said. "We're not really looking for a truck of broccoli right now."At least he's letting me, as a new arrival, know that if I should ever wish to work with broccoli in the future, I better get my own security. The Chicago police force discriminates against produce.This is meat... er... grist... er... grounds for a new Green Law: an Anti-Cole Crop Discrimination Act.Maybe a referendum to get started...Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Grieb Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 One wishes more police departments would take the detective's atitude about growing things. The DEA with their raids on medical marjuania clinics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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