Ciro Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 hillbilly medical terms --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Benign...... ......... .......What you be after you be eight. Bacteria.... ......... ......Back door to cafeteria. Barium...... ......... ......What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan..... ......... ....Searching for Kitty. Cauterize... ......... ....Made eye contact with her. Colic....... ......... .......A sheep dog. Coma........ ......... ......A punctuation mark. D&C........... ......... ....Where Washington is. Dilate...... ......... .......To live long. Enema....... ......... .....Not a friend. Fester...... ......... ......Quicker than someone else. Fibula...... ......... .......A small lie. G.I.Series.. ......... .....World Series of military baseball. Hangnail.... ......... .....What you hang your coat on. Impotent.... ......... ....Distinguishe d, well known. Labor Pain........ ......Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff....... ..A Doctor's cane. Morbid...... ......... .....A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates.... ......... .....Cheaper than day rates. Node........ ......... ......I knew it. Outpatient.. ......... ..A person who has fainted. Pap Smear....... ........A fatherhood test. Pelvis...... ......... .......Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative... ....A letter carrier. Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.Rectum...... ......... ...Damn near killed him. Secretion... ......... ...Hiding something Seizure..... ......... .....Roman emperor. Tablet...... ......... .....A small table. Terminal Illness..... .Getting sick at the airport. Tumor....... ......... ....More than one. Urine....... ......... .....Opposite of mine. Varicose.... ......... ....Near by/close by.__________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Grieb Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 As a fan of Jeff Foxworthy I thought the Hillbilly medical terms was in a great tradition. Good work! :twitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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