Reefer Gladness ... Gotta Love Me Some Maureen Dowd...

[Selene]

DENVER — SO you want to get high in a high-end way in the Mile High City.

You could call Dale Dyke and his wife, Chastity Osborn, a massage therapist, who run Get High Getaways. They gutted their brick house in Bel Mar and let it go to pot, refashioning it as a clothing optional, or as Dale calls it, “textile optional” bed-and-breakfast.

They’re still waiting for their first big booking, but Chastity says they’re busily adding amenities to create a “resort environment,” like a stone labyrinth with a tether ball, a camera in the living room to Skype your friends stoned, an outdoor swing “where you can have a good time and catch a buzz,” and “maybe a nerf horseshoe court.”

They also happen to be "proud" members [yep Maureen got her little phallic double entendre 'in'] the American Association for Nude Recreation*

They charge $199 per person per night — you have to be over 21 — and offer two rooms, 24/7 car service and a hot tub. They can give, rather than sell, their homegrown pot to guests.

Chastity will even serve her marijuana-infused “yummies” textile-free, if you like.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/26/opinion/sunday/dowd-now-playing-in-denver-reefer-gladness.html?ref=maureendowd&_r=0

*http://www.aanr.com/world-of-nude-recreation

[Peter]

I looked at that "nude" link. Only one nude but she made me think of doing "it." How can anyone not look at a nude woman and not think of doing "it?"