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[Selene]

March 21, 2013

Top Ten Reasons Why Barack Obama is Not Satan

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Borrowed from Donald R. McClarey's March 18 piece at The American Catholic ... it's just too cool not to show in its entirety.

McClarey writes:

The Internet is abuzz with the fact that Satan on the History Channel's

The Bible

miniseries, which has gotten great ratings, looks a tad like Obama if Michele gets him to go on a veggies only diet. I really don't see much resemblance but it does give us a good excuse to look at the top ten reasons why Obama is not Satan:

1. Hell has never run a deficit.

2. Satan, whatever his other manifest evils, has never voted present.

3. Satan resides in Hell and Obama resides in Chicago. (A small difference I concede.).

4. Satan is the prince of liars, while Obama is at most an archduke of liars.

5. Satan to my knowledge has never eaten dog.

6. Satan has never used a teleprompter as far as I know.

7. The people of the United States have never elected Satan as President, although if God were running as a Republican and Satan as a Democrat in Cook County, I would not like God's chances.

8. Satan has never attempted to have the Catholic Church pay for birth control.

9. Satan gets almost as bad press in the Mainstream Media as the Republican party.

10.Satan does not have a second in command as dimwitted as Biden.

Be sure to check out the comments at McClarey's piece ... they're as amusing as these top ten reasons Barack Obama is not Satan (especially #s 11-15).

http://www.hyscience.com/archives/2013/03/top_ten_reasons_1.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&ut

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