The Cow theory of socialism, capitalism and fascism

[BaalChatzaf]

See this: Enjoy.

http://www.famguardian.org/Subjects/Politics/Articles/TwoCowPhilosophy.htm

Ba'al Chatzaf

[dennislmay]

See this: Enjoy.

http://www.famguardi...wPhilosophy.htm

Ba'al Chatzaf

Modified:

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. It takes a team of 10 engineers and 4 groomers to keep each cow going so milk cannot be afforded in Japan. The government will subsidize the retirement and healthcare of the 14 workers per cow.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. The cows are beautiful and have the appearance of quality but are expensive, produce little milk and cannot be made in quantity. Only insiders are allowed to involve themselves with cattle - startup cattle operations require a twenty year permit process.

[PDS]

Is cow politics in any way related to the crow epistomology?

[caroljane]

Oh yes, inescapably. We are all members one of another, part of the continent, part of the main,