Our new national symbol -- the condom


BaalChatzaf

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The government announced today that it is changing our National Symbol to the Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed. It doesn't get to be more right-on than that!

(this bit of wit is not original with me)

Ba'al Chatzaf

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