Camping out or where is the Rapture?


BaalChatzaf

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Today, as I write this, it is Oct. 22 all over the world. The first thing I wondered about was the Rapture which was supposed to happen yesterday. Did I miss it. So I drove downtown and looked for piles of clothes in the street, previous occupied by the bodies of those who are Saved and were taken Into the Air to meet The Savior. No piles of clothes. Not anywhere.

Then it occurred to me, there was the Rapture but no one was taken into the air. Why? All those people who think they are Saved are sorely mistaken. No one is Saved, so no one went up into the air (except in airplanes and balloons). The Rapture did come, just as Harold Camping predicted, but no one, not a single person was taken up.

Ba'al Chatzaf

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Ahh yes, Harold Camping's little prophecy.

Times like these bring out my inner gleeful sadist. Where's their God now?!? HAAHAHAHAHAHA

[puts on blasphemous music]

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