psychoanaleesis Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 (edited) The Cows... They Talk!!!“Greetings, carnivores! You people should be ashamed of yourselves! Your dinner was once a living, breathing organism! How can you dine on the flesh of your fellow mammal this way?!?” I’m not quite sure what they expected to come from that question, but no one answered. This angered the already peeved cow further. “This is utterly despicable! It is gross that you would eat animals this way! We should live in harmony with the other life forms on this planet! Meat is Murder!” ----This is the funniest defense of freedom I have ever read against "Animal Rights" activists! Edited August 5, 2011 by David Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 David:Very nice. I would have had a lot of fun with the bovine bitch.Just thinking of all the sexual banter I could have had with her! Adam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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psychoanaleesis Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 Doc:Was it me or were the dinner guests drinking absinthe before the pig came? Boy, if anything like that actually happened, we would have to change the definition of Man because here comes another rational animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Was it me or were the dinner guests drinking absinthe before the pig came? No, but you're pretty close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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