Forget Planking...Owling is the new "In"


Selene

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It consists of nothing more taxing than crouching on one's haunches and staring into the middle distance, like an owl.

See article from the UK Mail Owling here

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015034/Owling-new-planking-New-crouching-craze-springs-internet.html#ixzz1SHXmZYGP

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Wow, talk about being bored with life.

Planking and owling are perfect to keep you in the running for a Darwin Award.

Someday we have to get boredom out of the human gene pool, so might as well get started now.

:)

Michael

I've been around more interesting cockroaches.

rde

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Planking and owling are perfect to keep you in the running for a Darwin Award.

That depends on where you plank/owl from.

There are PLENTY of nonlethal places to plank/owl. A few high profile accidents may have generated a moral panic over the craze, but its really not as massively dangerous as the media coverage would indicate.

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Planking and owling are perfect to keep you in the running for a Darwin Award.

That depends on where you plank/owl from.

There are PLENTY of nonlethal places to plank/owl. A few high profile accidents may have generated a moral panic over the craze, but its really not as massively dangerous as the media coverage would indicate.

Yep.

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Here I thought it was because there is a Buck moon this weekend!

More here.

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It's all about the New Narcissism<tm>

Go put some sweat down and master something difficult, fucq-stick. Right?

Does disciplined effort mean nothing? Why bother when you can be a %$*& and have your special, brave Moment.

rde

I'm Special, I Climb On Shit And Act Like Nature

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Rich,

Of course it's free choice, but I think it's a silly fad. Something like a guy at a party who wears a lampshade on his head.

Whatever.

If people like it, they like it. And like I said, those who take it to the next level get the Darwin Award.

It's nothing new, though.

When I think planking, I think Superman. Let the planker plonkers plank, I say, but let them dare plank in midair like Superman.

Heh.

A blunt plank clonk.

:)

But when I think owling, I think of something really, really special: a marvelous movie about the Vietnam War by Alan Parker called Birdy, specifically the character played by Mathew Modine (Birdy himself). Here's a picture of what I mean:

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Now that's owling.

The guy thought he was a pigeon, not an owl, but what the hell.

That's still quality owling.

Michael

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