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She is addressing her husband: I better not find you have been smoking in the White House again.

Ba'al Chatzaf

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Oh, my.

Uh, off-rip:

1. "Don't threaten me with a good time."

2. "Charnel-woman, my ass."

3. "In case you didn't notice, this is what happened to my last husband."

4. "You just don't send me flowers, any more. Which is good, because it's a real bitch to plant shit around here."

5. "I just sharpened the blade on this bitch. Care to tango?"

6. "If you bother to sniff it, you will notice the butt-end of this smells vaguely like chicken. Wanna know why? DO YOU?"

7. "The best thing about all this is that I kept my receipts, and I fully plan to return both of these to Home Depot. Once I get finished, that is."

rde

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