I love being an Aunty - it's like all the joys of being a grandparent without having to go through the parent bit first! I enjoy sharing some of the funny things my now 6-year-old nephew, Eliot, has said over the years. [sadly, my sister is not an Objectivist or even close. They live in the UK] Last September Eliot was at school and his class were mixing different coloured paints together to see what new colours they made; they could then paint a picture with these colours and give their painting a name. Eliot painted a swirling, orange mass and called it "The Circle of Morality" by Eliot, aged 5. When he was 2 (nearly 3 and talked really well for his age) he came downstairs one morning and my sister asked him: "Eliot, would you like some breakfast," to which he replied: "No. I'll just have a glass of wine." When he was 4, he was going through a phase of telling everybody that he was 33. He said this to a lady visitor, who said: "Oh, are you, you've worn well." Eliot then patted the back of his head and responded: "Well, I've just had my hair done."