I have found one contradiction in the universe!

[GALTGULCH8]

dental hygienist for my semiannual cleaning.

You know how it is. You want to talk but you have to keep your mouth shut.

Simultaneously she tells you to open your mouth wide!

It is a contradiction in terms.

You have to keep your mouth shut while you keep your mouth open.

Well it says that silliness is allowed here.

[Selene]

dental hygienist for my semiannual cleaning.

You know how it is. You want to talk but you have to keep your mouth shut.

Simultaneously she tells you to open your mouth wide!

It is a contradiction in terms.

You have to keep your mouth shut while you keep your mouth open.

Well it says that silliness is allowed here.

Did the gas you ingested wear off yet?

[GALTGULCH8]

dental hygienist for my semiannual cleaning.

You know how it is. You want to talk but you have to keep your mouth shut.

Simultaneously she tells you to open your mouth wide!

It is a contradiction in terms.

You have to keep your mouth shut while you keep your mouth open.

Well it says that silliness is allowed here.

Did the gas you ingested wear off yet?

Selene,

I have such an aversion to needles that I would rather endure the pain of dental procedures than get any anesthesia. Not that it doesn't hurt at times but peoples fear of feeling pain is often worse than the pain they seek to avoid. For example, I let the dentist prepare a tooth for a crown without any anesthesia and it is virtually painless.

Gas! No idea what you are talking about.

[Selene]

dental hygienist for my semiannual cleaning.

You know how it is. You want to talk but you have to keep your mouth shut.

Simultaneously she tells you to open your mouth wide!

It is a contradiction in terms.

You have to keep your mouth shut while you keep your mouth open.

Well it says that silliness is allowed here.

Did the gas you ingested wear off yet?

Selene,

I have such an aversion to needles that I would rather endure the pain of dental procedures than get any anesthesia. Not that it doesn't hurt at times but peoples fear of feeling pain is often worse than the pain they seek to avoid. For example, I let the dentist prepare a tooth for a crown without any anesthesia and it is virtually painless.

Gas! No idea what you are talking about.

Understood...it was just a poor joke I was making anyway.

[anonrobt]

dental hygienist for my semiannual cleaning.

You know how it is. You want to talk but you have to keep your mouth shut.

Simultaneously she tells you to open your mouth wide!

It is a contradiction in terms.

You have to keep your mouth shut while you keep your mouth open.

Well it says that silliness is allowed here.

Did the gas you ingested wear off yet?

Selene,

I have such an aversion to needles that I would rather endure the pain of dental procedures than get any anesthesia. Not that it doesn't hurt at times but peoples fear of feeling pain is often worse than the pain they seek to avoid. For example, I let the dentist prepare a tooth for a crown without any anesthesia and it is virtually painless.

Gas! No idea what you are talking about.

Understood...it was just a poor joke I was making anyway.

interesting - they only use a topical anesthesia applied by brush over my teeth when in for the cleaning [and mine are deep cleanings every four months ]