Philosopher's Song

[BAMF]

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume

Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'

'Bout the raising of the wrist.

SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it all the way;

Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

[Chris Grieb]

Kori;

Monty Python is always funny.

As anyone heard about a new book with the delightful title of "Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar"? I saw the book's title on Amazon Top 100.

[BaalChatzaf]

Kori;

Monty Python is always funny.

As anyone heard about a new book with the delightful title of "Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar"? I saw the book's title on Amazon Top 100.

You MUST read this book. I have not had so many belly laughs in the last 15 years. Be sure you urinate thoroughly before reading. It is the funniest damned thing I have read in a long time.

Ba'al Chatzaf

Edited June 18, 2007 by BaalChatzaf

[Chris Grieb]

Bob;

Tell me how you really feel.

[studiodekadent]

And Miss Ayn Rand dried out the land

By drinking like a braggart

At the end of the day she couldn't say "A is A"

Without sounding like a faggot

Bad rhyme I know, and you have to say the third line quickly, but hey, she deserves a verse in future versions of that song!