Canadian Politics: Boring beyond Belief, or just Dull and Tedious?


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We live in multiple dimensions both Objective on the X-axis and Other on a few others. Y is why I am here.

So, in light of Laura Secord, Lester B Pearson, and the fearsome Zombie Leader LBJ, I suggest we do a few rounds of compare and contrast. I shall be playing compare and contrast until November and the festivities.

Carol, Gary is flying to TO in the next week or so. He is going to rendez-vous with you to hand over some contextually-certain party favours from me, all dire and socialist in hue, steeped in Hellhole Ethics, and redolent of Brandenfreude. For the gun-closet pinko-libertarian in you, dear zombie cousin.

So, compare and contrast El Lider Supremo Assad with the aforementioned socialist windbag and Nobel Peace non-entity, LBJ's lap-dancing whore Lester Bowles Pearson, he who quietly brought to Canada the relentless deadly parade of pinko-libertarian plans: gay marriage bawdy brothel BSDMedicare pot free supervised heroin injection site swinger abortion gun-closet clubs -- and the dread virus stalking all our nightmares, Bilinguisme. What Paul Mawdsley might take as empathic data from this radio show video of mine I cannot imagine. MSK, if you are reading this, it is time for the Fountain of Goodness and party lights to be turned on, perhaps.





As the good missus Doctor says, Like Me, Call Me, Listen to my RADIO SHOW!

She who no longer lap dances Leonard now may rue her choices. If she grows coy when asked why she no longer sits in Grandpa's lap, and why she cuts no cheque for his Institute, then whether human flesh is in her Stone Age Objectivist Diet -- this the final, crucial R U Zombie 2? test. Edited by william.scherk
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As our American friends mourn and memorialize war-fallen and felled, irreplaceable lives, I quietly salute Pearson, and Trudeau, and Cretien. Refused to obey JFK and LBJ, or bend to Blair, or send Canadians to die in Vietnam or Iraq.

On US Memorial Day Weekend our boys play for a Memorial Cup. sentimental favourite, Da Liddle PMs team..allons les Cataractes!

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  • 2 months later...

FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE SACRED IGLOO LOCAL 13

Office of the Grand Shaman

CONFIDENTIAL EYES ONLY

THIS MEANS YOU TOO NANOOK

Dear Brother Adam,

We have just got word that the negotiations about the Trade have broke down over that chimp in Edmonton. We have had big problems in the Satellite Hut and not got proper communications , it is all the fault of Granpa McAloon but I will not go into that now except to say that Granma McAloon is not the lady I thought she was, but back to the point, it is imperative that you get things back on track. What is your problem down there? who would not want a chimp who can talk never mind what he says, it must be an asset to the land of the free enterpriser and anyway, we offered to take BOTH Clintons plus their flaky son in law and he even wants to come!

I do not like to lean on a Brother but we do not forget that poor Vinny is still imprisoned down in Florida with those floozies and you do not seem to have made much effort to free him, even though the season opens in a few months, and remember I am on the budget committee of the Secret Plan Discretionary Fund and this Trade is a vital part of our strategy!

ISS

Gord

Assistant Shaman

PS We are all fine up here except for the McAloons as mentioned, Claudine sends regards and thanks for your wardrobe tips for her Ottawa slutwalk.

Your dues are late again and Gaetan at the Icehouse Pub & Grill keeps hinting I should pay your tab.

Well, I'm not going to.

Nanook

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FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

We are in the midst of another self imposed spasm of political correctness down here over an f_ _ _ _ Olympic chip commercial on that Commie network NBC!

    NBC Hit with Charges of Racism: Airs Monkey Gymnast Commercial "Directly After" Gabby Douglas Performance

    August 4th, 2012

Angry viewers lashed out at the network on social media platforms like Twitter, accusing them of racism.'Disgusted at NBC for showing Animal Practice with monkey right after Gabby wins her gold,' one user posted.
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That is too bad, but could you unglue yourself from those silly American networks who do not even care if Canada was robbed by the ref in womens soccer?

Life is not so rosy here either like you care, and Gaetan adN his brothers Benoit "the BrUTE" and Olivier "(it's Over") send their regards, so step up the diplomatic negotiations will you.

The mayor of Toronto is also on the table. Big, strong table haha.

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No question USA is the best women's team in the world. But WE BEAT THEM except for that inexcusable bad call. It hurts worse than when Sale and Pelletier were robbed of their gold a Salt Lake City by the cheating judges, because this time there will be no redress.They are divorced now and she has remarried, what else, a retired hockey player.

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Didn't see the game except for replays. Looked it up, appears to be a crap call. Understandably heartbreaking. The officiating in this Olympics appears to be particularly bad. My condolences...

Thanks Mikee. Don't blame the officials of the other sports for this one. It is down to bloody FIFA, so corrupt and inept it makes the NHL look like the management team at Rearden Metal.

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Carol:

Didn't your husband argue that you just have to play so much better than the other team that you take it out of the hands of the umpires, refs, etc.?

That is my argument by the way - play so much better that the refs cannot take it away with bad calls!

Adam

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Carol:

Didn't your husband argue that you just have to play so much better than the other team that you take it out of the hands of the umpires, refs, etc.?

That is my argument by the way - play so much better that the refs cannot take it away with bad calls!

AdamI bet he wou

It's a noble ideal and he used to say similar things to his younger teams. But he was a soccer realist. You can't take the game out of the hands of the refs, even of the likes of that unspeakable Scand.who robbed us for the benefit of the Americans... it is enough to make a person believe in conspiracy theories...up her kilt wi' a wire brush... what was the question again?"

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Here's to little Diana Matheson, TO homegirl who won the shoulda-been-gold . on the field of Olympic glory. At the last desperate moment she kept her head, and because all her teammates about her were also keeping theirs, she got it done.

The lady is a Princeton economics grad and cute as a button and tough as Rearden Metal.

An overwrought Cathal kelly in the Star compared the Canadian effort with Dunkirk, but he wasn't so far wrong. The players were physically and emotionally exhausted, after being robbed of victory in one of the very best matches of the Beautiful Game ever played, by men or women. But they found the strength that does not seem to come from body or mind, and the moment found them, and they were ready.

Carol

still hating on that crooked Norsewoman and that uberb**** Womack

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Hmm. I lust looked at that about five (5) times, slowed it down and stopped it.

It was intentional.

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Anyway isn't Lloyd a blonde? It wouldn't have hurt her any.

Ouch!

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And it is not Melissa's fault, according to her uncle Tan Rossini tancredi, popular proprietor of Tan's Poutine Bistro and Opera Karakoe.

"She's just always been clumsy," says her uncle in an exclusive interview. A" "Klutzissima, we used to call her, Melissa the Mule, always stomping..."

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  • 3 weeks later...

The interesting Mayor of Toronto recently met with Sheldon Adelson, yes that Sheldon, whose wife is currently being honoured for her virtues in Tampa.

The meeting was in furtherance of the mayor's announcement that Toronto is now open for business. This was a surprise to many Toronto businessmen who had not been notified that it was ever closed, and just carried on business.

The mayor's bold initiatives to import Mr Adelson's kind of business will of course meet opposition from obstructionists and people who hate progress and free enterprise, who insist on living in Toronto although they have not demonstrated recently that they deserve to.

I can see the liberal spin already. Some people just do not get the point.

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In the most Canadian heist since a Moosehead truck was hijacked to Mexico, thieves have stolen 10,000 lbs. of maple syrup (CDN$30,000,000 worth) from a Quebec warehouse. This unprecedented crime could affect the entire industry and potentially damage the whole Canadian economy.

According to the NatPost, police are searching for a large gooey man with pancake traces on his chin.

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In the most Canadian heist since a Moosehead truck was hijacked to Mexico, thieves have stolen 10,000 lbs. of maple syrup (CDN$30,000,000 worth) from a Quebec warehouse. This unprecedented crime could affect the entire industry and potentially damage the whole Canadian economy.

According to the NatPost, police are searching for a large gooey man with pancake traces on his chin.

CND$3000/lb? What store do they sell it in?

--Brant

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In the most Canadian heist since a Moosehead truck was hijacked to Mexico, thieves have stolen 10,000 lbs. of maple syrup (CDN$30,000,000 worth) from a Quebec warehouse. This unprecedented crime could affect the entire industry and potentially damage the whole Canadian economy.

According to the NatPost, police are searching for a large gooey man with pancake traces on his chin.

CND$3000/lb? What store do they sell it in?

--Brant

In the most Canadian heist since a Moosehead truck was hijacked to Mexico, thieves have stolen 10,000 lbs. of maple syrup (CDN$30,000,000 worth) from a Quebec warehouse. This unprecedented crime could affect the entire industry and potentially damage the whole Canadian economy.

According to the NatPost, police are searching for a large gooey man with pancake traces on his chin.

CND$3000/lb? What store do they sell it in?

--Brant

That is the black market price now.

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