New Objectivist Song

[Glenn Fletcher]

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine

I keep my eyes wide open all the time

I keep the ends out for the tie that binds

Because you're Ayn, ITOE the line

I find it very, very easy to be true

I find myself alone when each day is through

Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you

Because you're Ayn, ITOE the line

As sure as night is dark and day is light

I keep you on my mind both day and night

And happiness I've known proves that it's right

Because you're Ayn, ITOE the line

You've got a way to keep me on your side

You give me cause for love that I can't hide

For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide

Because you're Ayn, ITOE the line

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine

I keep my eyes wide open all the time

I keep the ends out for the tie that binds

Because you're Ayn, ITOE the line

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

Glenn,

That was funny as all get out.

In my mind, ITOE is always pronounced letter-by-letter, or strangely enough, as it would sound in Portuguese:

ee-toh-eh

or even

ee-toh-eh.

But eye toe?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...

Michael

[Kat]

I love it! Who does a good Johnny Cash impression around here?

[Michael Stuart Kelly]

Glenn,

Please forgive me, but I moved this masterpiece over here to humor. It is simply too funny to stay in Creative Writing.

Michael