BAMF Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 AND, AND, AND....it's sorta shaped like a penis...and some humans have those, too!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 I think the evidence is clear. God was a Freudian who designed phallic shaped Bananas. It all makes sense to me now. I love this new twist on the “argument from design.” It’s also interesting to note that penises look like bananas…that look like penises. A random collection of atoms? I think not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMF Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 (edited) Now if you'll look closely, you'll notice that the penis has grooves which perfectly fit the inside of one's mouth... :drool: "Notice how perfectly it lays over the human hand..."'Twas meant to be, I say! Edited May 6, 2007 by Kori Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Now if you'll look closely, you'll notice that the penis has grooves which perfectly fit the inside of one's mouth... :drool: "Notice how perfectly it lays over the human hand..."'Twas meant to be, I say!Tootsie, you may not be aware, but you are actually supplying theists with further arguments for the existence of God not far removed from the ludicrousness of what is used now. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMF Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 Well, if one day I do find out that God exists, I'ma kiss him on the cheek for inventing penises. If only there was some way we could make penises contain potassium...then I'd never need bananas. Bye bye, muscle pains! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 (edited) GOD EXISTS AFTER ALL! Tootsie, an extraordinary event has occurred! Remember the ugly monstrosity that I once was? Well look at me now! I’m restored! Touched by the hand of God and reinstated to my youthful beauty! And now I have an artist mustache too boot! Oh, Angie is going to have a good time with that! ;] Edited May 6, 2007 by Victor Pross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMF Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 (edited) God does work in mysterious ways. You done growed your balls back...and a mustacchio to go along with! You are now equipped to slap a bitch. Pick up that beer can and put on that wifebeater. On second thought, put away the machismo, you might need 'er. Okay, your magnificent mustache is too classy to for slappin' bitches. That masterpiece is the stuff of dreams.Free Mustache Rides (WATCH THIS! ALL OF IT! I can't believe I found it!) Edited May 6, 2007 by Kori Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 (edited) The Face of God. (Hey, what's that he's smokin'?) Edited May 6, 2007 by Victor Pross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMF Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 I don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!You've soiled my innocence.Teeeeheeeee!I absolutely love that caricature. It jumped out at me the most when I was first looking at them. I don't know what I like more: the superego bitch or the dick cig.He went to eat a banana, but found a naughty surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etisoppa Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 AND, AND, AND....it's sorta shaped like a penis...and some humans have those, too!!!! What is this all about? A Word of wisdom... such negative, destructive attitudes do not make for a healthy socio-cultural, socio-emotional human environment. The products of such negative environments are exceedingly problematic. A word of wisdom. The numbers to our populations may seem tremendous, but we all contribute to the future we shape for ourselves. We each do what is right and the statistics add up. A law of Karma based strickly on statistics.The more likely it will be that someone will be considerate of you. And also the views you have a right to.Being truly civilized does not lie in material objects, hi tech etc., but in the quality of how we relate to each other as human beings. A word of wisdom... a word to the wise. It is really quite simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 What is this all about? A Word of wisdom... such negative, destructive attitudes do not make for a healthy socio-cultural, socio-emotional human environment. The products of such negative environments are exceedingly problematic. A word of wisdom. The numbers to our populations may seem tremendous, but we all contribute to the future we shape for ourselves. We each do what is right and the statistics add up. A law of Karma based strickly on statistics.The more likely it will be that someone will be considerate of you. And also the views you have a right to.Being truly civilized does not lie in material objects, hi tech etc., but in the quality of how we relate to each other as human beings. A word of wisdom... a word to the wise. It is really quite simple.First: Welcome.Second: What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMF Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 ^Co-sign^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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