Woke liberal work day:
8am: Wake up angry
9am-noon: Intense hatred (and coffee)
noon-2pm: Make racism accusations
2pm-5pm: Indoor TDS practise
5pm-7pm: Hypocrisy class
7pm-8pm: Dinner (solo)
8pm-10pm: Maddow worship
10pm-11pm: Facebook unfriending
11pm-dawn: Orange man bad dreams

— Martin Geddes (@martingeddes) September 6, 2019