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AnitaB86

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To Mr. T. Whynot BY HAND

We regret that we could not resolve your customer complaint to your satisfaction.

However your comments on our suggested replacements for your returned item are egregious and insulting.

To describe such photographic classics as we carry in our catalogue as "Two Drunker-than-Usual Scotsmen" and "An old harridan being wrestled out the door" degrade the very foundations of Art. Your further characterization of our all-time bestselling item "Wee Shuggie's Dog Drinking a Pint", I will not even reproduce here. Your depraved, postmodern perspective is evident.

If you are ever in Toronto, do not approach our headquarters as you will not be welcome.

If you want your money back, good luck tracking us down. We are not named the Canadian League of Cowards for nothing.

Defiantly,

Your Synaestho-Asthetic peaceful, orderly and well-governed Enemies

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