Brant Gaede Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) Make a choice: Peter or CNA.--BrantThis choice doesn't quite rise to the level of the Paradox of Buridan's Ass, now does it?I anxiously await someone to do some predictable wordplay with "ass," so we can take this conversation down a few more notches.GhsFishing for bass is the ass?--BrantfeebleYou must truly be desperate to overtake me in the race for "Today's Top Poster."GhsJus tryin' to keep this thread on life support. Thn G_d CNA came back to save us all!--Brant yer 7 ahead, Ghs--are you makin intelligent posts elsewhere? Edited May 3, 2010 by Brant Gaede Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Oh, MY!!!! Oh, WoW, I guess if I float your boat or should say get a rise out of you, we're all good!!! LOL ;) Oh, man!!!!I can only take so many smiley faces in one day. There is such a thing as sensory overload, you know.Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Jus tryin' to keep this thread on life support. Thn G_d CNA came back to save us all!--Brant yer 7 ahead, Ghs--are you makin intelligent posts elsewhere?Nope. I've just been swapping one-liners here. Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) Oh, MY!!!! Oh, WoW, I guess if I float your boat or should say get a rise out of you, we're all good!!! LOL Oh, man!!!!I can only take so many smiley faces in one day. There is such a thing as sensory overload, you know.GhsLet's see what happens: --Brat only 7 faces allowed for some G D reason! Edited May 3, 2010 by Brant Gaede Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Make a choice: Peter or CNA.--BrantThis choice doesn't quite rise to the level of the Paradox of Buridan's Ass, now does it?I anxiously await someone to do some predictable wordplay with "ass," so we can take this conversation down a few more notches.GhsFishing for bass is the ass?--BrantfeebleYou must truly be desperate to overtake me in the race for "Today's Top Poster."GhsJus tryin' to keep this thread on life support. Thn G_d CNA came back to save us all!--Brant yer 7 ahead, Ghs--are you makin intelligent posts elsewhere?LMAO, Well, I'm more than happy to oblige!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you can take it, Brant!!!!! I hope you're not popping those Viagra...oh, man, I feel bad for you if you are. You'll be the first case in medical history with an erection that never went down!!!!!!!! LMAO I hope you gotta wife!!!!As for George, I don't think he can make an intelligent post right now. I don't think he's thinking with the right head right now!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Oh, MY!!!! Oh, WoW, I guess if I float your boat or should say get a rise out of you, we're all good!!! LOL ;) Oh, man!!!!I can only take so many smiley faces in one day. There is such a thing as sensory overload, you know.GhsBrant, it won't work for you with George. At least I hope not. But "it'll" surely work for me, many many times I'm sure, just watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) (gotta love the licking tongue...LOL) Oh, God, I'm so bad I gotta love it!!!!!! LOL You guys have been a blast!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) Make a choice: Peter or CNA.--BrantThis choice doesn't quite rise to the level of the Paradox of Buridan's Ass, now does it?I anxiously await someone to do some predictable wordplay with "ass," so we can take this conversation down a few more notches.GhsFishing for bass is the ass?--BrantfeebleYou must truly be desperate to overtake me in the race for "Today's Top Poster."GhsJus tryin' to keep this thread on life support. Thn G_d CNA came back to save us all!--Brant yer 7 ahead, Ghs--are you makin intelligent posts elsewhere?LMAO, Well, I'm more than happy to oblige!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you can take it, Brant!!!!! I hope you're not popping those Viagra...oh, man, I feel bad for you if you are. You'll be the first case in medical history with an erection that never went down!!!!!!!! LMAO I hope you gotta wife!!!!As for George, I don't think he can make an intelligent post right now. I don't think he's thinking with the right head right now!!!!!I've never takin V, CNA. Unfortunately, probably my loss. Someone should tell Ghs the next 5 yrs will be, uhg, interesting. The orgasim stays, if you know what you're doing, but the hard on becomes a softer on. So I've been told.--Brant Edited May 3, 2010 by Brant Gaede Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Let me try that: failure, \.--Brant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Make a choice: Peter or CNA.--BrantThis choice doesn't quite rise to the level of the Paradox of Buridan's Ass, now does it?I anxiously await someone to do some predictable wordplay with "ass," so we can take this conversation down a few more notches.GhsFishing for bass is the ass?--BrantfeebleYou must truly be desperate to overtake me in the race for "Today's Top Poster."GhsJus tryin' to keep this thread on life support. Thn G_d CNA came back to save us all!--Brant yer 7 ahead, Ghs--are you makin intelligent posts elsewhere?LMAO, Well, I'm more than happy to oblige!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you can take it, Brant!!!!! I hope you're not popping those Viagra...oh, man, I feel bad for you if you are. You'll be the first case in medical history with an erection that never went down!!!!!!!! LMAO I hope you gotta wife!!!!As for George, I don't think he can make an intelligent post right now. I don't think he's thinking with the right head right now!!!!!I've never takin V, CNA. Unfortunately, probably my loss. Someone should tell Ghs the next 5 yrs will be, uhg, interesting. The orgasim stays, if you know what you're doing, but the hard on becomes a softer on. So I've been told.--BrantVery Impressive, Brant!!! I may try some myself. LOL Bryce sent me a link to a Wal-mart store out in Canada that is now selling Viagra for women. I'm not sure if you're aware but it seems Wal-mart is on the cutting edge of sex toy shops!!!! Oh, MY, new store for me to shop at now!!!!!!! I can't speak for George but it seems all the smilies I've given him already he's already reached the peak of sensory overload....but I have to throw a few more in there for good measure. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Make a choice: Peter or CNA.--BrantThis choice doesn't quite rise to the level of the Paradox of Buridan's Ass, now does it?I anxiously await someone to do some predictable wordplay with "ass," so we can take this conversation down a few more notches.GhsFishing for bass is the ass?--BrantfeebleYou must truly be desperate to overtake me in the race for "Today's Top Poster."GhsJus tryin' to keep this thread on life support. Thn G_d CNA came back to save us all!--Brant yer 7 ahead, Ghs--are you makin intelligent posts elsewhere?LMAO, Well, I'm more than happy to oblige!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you can take it, Brant!!!!! I hope you're not popping those Viagra...oh, man, I feel bad for you if you are. You'll be the first case in medical history with an erection that never went down!!!!!!!! LMAO I hope you gotta wife!!!!As for George, I don't think he can make an intelligent post right now. I don't think he's thinking with the right head right now!!!!!I've never takin V, CNA. Unfortunately, probably my loss. Someone should tell Ghs the next 5 yrs will be, uhg, interesting. The orgasim stays, if you know what you're doing, but the hard on becomes a softer on. So I've been told.--BrantVery Impressive, Brant!!! I may try some myself. LOL Bryce sent me a link to a Wal-mart store out in Canada that is now selling Viagra for women. I'm not sure if you're aware but it seems Wal-mart is on the cutting edge of sex toy shops!!!! Oh, MY, new store for me to shop at now!!!!!!! I can't speak for George but it seems all the smilies I've given him already he's already reached the peak of sensory overload....but I have to throw a few more in there for good measure. LOLI've just switched from Explorer to Firefox. Let's see whose problem was made by whom::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)--Brantenough, gd nite Edited May 3, 2010 by Brant Gaede Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Such men are obviously irrational. The standard of man's life qua man dictates that pants be removed altogether. In the event of a fire or other emergency, pants around the ankles could seriously diminish one's chance of escaping.A true Objectivist hero would not base his porn-surfing method on an ethics of emergencies. This is also a matter of Randian esthetics. Here is how The Fountainhead begins:Howard Roark laughed.He stood naked at the edge of a cliff.Compare this to:Howard Roark laughed.He stood, his pants down around his ankles, at the edge of a cliff.I rest my case.GhsBut you're forgetting this scene from Atlas Shrugged:Rearden opened the door and stopped on the threshold. One of the hotel's costliest satin-shaded lamps stood in the middle of the floor, throwing a circle of light on wide sheets of drafting paper. Francisco d'Anconia, in shirt sleeves, a strand of hair hanging down over his face, lay stretched on the floor, his pants down around his ankles, on his stomach, propped up by his elbows, biting the end of a pencil in concentration upon some point of the intricate tracing before him.J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Jus tryin' to keep this thread on life support. Thn G_d CNA came back to save us all!--Brant yer 7 ahead, Ghs--are you makin intelligent posts elsewhere?Nope. I've just been swapping one-liners here. GhsConfession is good for the soul, I suppose.--Brant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I didn't learn how to masturbate until I was 16, being too stupid to figure it out on my own. 16?! I was closing in on the world record by the time I was 16.GhsBack then, the WR was 10.--Brant21 if taught by a priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) I once joked that I would like to become a "rational gigolo" who makes a living by servicing horny Objectivist women. Friends of mine then drew up a price list that included various extras, such as a marble slab, a riding crop, sound effects of a train or jackhammer, etc.You know it’s not entirely clear what services you were offering. I gather you’re a Woody Allen fan, so you’ve probably read this, it’s one of my all time favourite short stories:http://woodyallenitalia.tripod.com/short-uk.htmlHey, I know a rational gigolo or two -- well, not really. Well, they don't charge. Do you mean that they don't charge you in particular, or that they don't charge anyone?GhsOh, no, I NEVER get charged!!! ;) They know what's in store for them!!!! gotta have it no matter what and willing to give it up!!!!!!!!All this brings to mind a classic scene from Midnight Cowboy:<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFW2XkFrPZo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFW2XkFrPZo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFW2XkFrPZo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Make sure you know who’s paying who before delivering the services! Edited May 3, 2010 by Ninth Doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 All this brings to mind a classic scene from Midnight Cowboy:Good scene. It's hard to believe that "Midnight Cowboy" got an X rating when it was released in 1969. I recall that the movie got a lot of flak in Objectivist circles, but I always liked it.The harmonica solos in John Barry's wonderful score were played by the legendary Toots Thielemans. Here is an older Toots playing at a ceremony honoring Stevie Wonder, who unexpectedly joins Toots midway through the performance. The results are magical.<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 This is also a matter of Randian esthetics. Here is how The Fountainhead begins:Howard Roark laughed.He stood naked at the edge of a cliff.Compare this to:Howard Roark laughed.He stood, his pants down around his ankles, at the edge of a cliff.I rest my case.GhsBut you're forgetting this scene from Atlas Shrugged:Rearden opened the door and stopped on the threshold. One of the hotel's costliest satin-shaded lamps stood in the middle of the floor, throwing a circle of light on wide sheets of drafting paper. Francisco d'Anconia, in shirt sleeves, a strand of hair hanging down over his face, lay stretched on the floor, his pants down around his ankles, on his stomach, propped up by his elbows, biting the end of a pencil in concentration upon some point of the intricate tracing before him.JHmmmm....That passage must be from the suppressed, homoerotic version of Atlas Shrugged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) Toots=True Music God. But what's that long black thing sticking out of his hands? I've seen things like that online and at Walmart, and not in the curling iron sections, either. I think it's called "The Kunta Kinte Model." They probably had to make him get his pants up from around his ankles before they trotted him out there. Proving, again, most myths are based in fact--all jazz musicians really ARE sexual degenerates. *sob*This is also a matter of Randian esthetics. Here is how The Fountainhead begins:Howard Roark laughed.He stood naked at the edge of a cliff.Compare this to:Howard Roark laughed.He stood, his pants down around his ankles, at the edge of a cliff.I rest my case.Ghs Yes, but doesn't the second one read so much better? And if reality is all that Rand has it, er "cranked up" to be, clearly this is more like something an architect stuck working for minimum wage would be up to. No money for booze, broads, #2 pencils. If he had been able to scrape up enough change, the scene would include a bunch of empty Steel Reserve cans sitting around him. During his break times from hammering rocks in the quarry, he would be sitting around playing prison harmonica, waiting for the water bucket and ladle to come around. There would be leashed up bloodhounds circling about.Fortunately, after this thread burns out, there's always the breaking Obama sex scandal to attend to. Call me B'wana.rdeWhat we got hyeah is a fay-lie-er to communicate, boyah. Edited May 3, 2010 by Rich Engle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 And something else--when you're watching the movie version of The Fountainhead, notice the beginning where he's jackhammering away at the rock. This could be a poster for an Objectivist dating site--what you might be in for if you manage to get certain of them back to your penthouse. Coincidence? I think not. She knew. She just knew. rde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Toots=True Music God. Yup. Toots is also one of the most beloved figures in modern jazz.Although best known for his harmonica playing, Toots is also an accomplished guitarist and whistler. Indeed, he whistled and played guitar in unison in his 1962 hit, "Bluesette" (the same tune he plays in the video).Less well known is the influence that Toots had on the Beatles. Here is an excerpt from the Wiki article on Toots: Thielemans may have had a significant impact on The Beatles, (JohnLennon in particular), during the group's pre-fame formative years [1][2] [3]. When performing in a 1959 Hamburg Germany with the pre-fameBeatles, John Lennon (sometimes with fellow Beatle George Harrison intow) would often go over to the club where Toots was performing (at anoontime venue) as a member of The George Shearing Quintet. Lennonevidently was taken with Toot's harmonica playing and also for theguitar Toots was playing, an electric American made Rickenbacker with ashort scale neck. Based on the sound Lennon heard, he decided topurchase a natural alder wood "alderglo" colored three pickupRickenbacker 1958 model 325 Capri guitar with a short scale as formerBeatle and friend, George Harrison would recall to various interviewersmany years later. (This iconic famous guitar often fondly referred to asthe "Holy Grail" of all guitars, which was customized and tinkered withmany times over the years by Lennon including being re-painted to jetgloblack in September 1962, is the very same guitar that he played on TheBeatles first and third appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show duringFebruary 1964).As yet another footnote, Mr. Thielemans also performed on JulianLennon's "Valotte" album, the track titled "Too Late for Goodbyes" in1986.Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 That's right. And you know, the thing about him is I'm not sure there will ever be a way to actually track how many recordings he's played on, if you count in all the session work. He's EVERYWHERE. Pushing 90 now, I think... Great musician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbeaulieu Posted May 3, 2010 Author Share Posted May 3, 2010 After reading this thread, it doesn't seem to have derailed from the topic (which included bunnies).I, hereby, declare that bunnies are objectivists. As such, we should definitely petition for their right to privacy.George, Rich, and CNA - Thanks for "stimulating" my rope...I mean thread ;)~ Shane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 (edited) I've never takin V, CNA. Unfortunately, probably my loss. Someone should tell Ghs the next 5 yrs will be, uhg, interesting. The orgasim stays, if you know what you're doing, but the hard on becomes a softer on. So I've been told.--BrantAside from the playfulness of this thread (which I'm sure I will get to sometime today/tonight because you guys are too much fun not to play around with), Brant, I wanted to offer YOU a bit of somethin', somethin' ;) A little sex ed for YOU and anyone else, since this thread is about masturbation and getting off. You've never used Viagra. I'll offer a "few" suggestions for YOU and any other guy that may be so inclined not to be so "inhibited" and "fearful" of something such that I'm going to suggest. Trust me, from experience of being with a significant other, YOU'LL FEEL it and so WILL SHE to her delight, no doubt, if used properly. And I'll even tell you the ones that work the best!!!!! Despite the benefits for a man, OH, TRUST ME, MANY benefits for a woman in so many WONDERFUL ways and not just the "traditional" aspects of gettin' it on!!!!No need for it to become a mediocre interesting experience as you get older. I know men that use it that are MUCH younger. It is aspects of BDSM and so be it a little intro into it now. Just loosen up a bit and don't worry, nothing to be fearful of, it's not so bad at all (it's WONDERFUL!!!) But if too "tight" be careful!!!! No one needs to know what you may be doing behind closed doors. You can say NO, it's not my thing. But if your curiousity gets the best of you which I hope it will, do try it!!!!!!!It's called a Cock Ring. If anyone is uptight about this thread or finding it offensive which I am sure there are those here that probably will and do, don't click on the link I'm going to give as it is a bit explicit. But it will explain what such a wonderful invention will do for you and her. Unfortunately, it's left out the girlie perspective and the benefits for her but no biggie. But just use your imagination!!!!!!A man may wear a cock ring because he has erectile dysfunction (ED), erectile hyperfunction, or otherwise wants to prolong erection because he likes the particular sensation of tightness and extreme engorgement that wearing one provides. It can be worn as a sex toy, as genital jewelry, or simply for the appearance. When used for ED, a vacuum pump is used to produce an erection in spite of vascular or nerve damage, and the ring slid off the pump's cylinder onto the base of the penis to maintain the erection.Some men enjoy using cock rings for masturbation, as wearing of this sex toy contributes to better erection and delays orgasm, thus it intensifies orgasmic sensations. Also vibrating cock rings deliver a great range of very pleasurable vibrations that enhance enjoyment.If not going solo and if she knows what she is doing and there is no cock ring around, have her hold the base firmly or very tightly does a better job to decrease blood flow coming out. The flow of blood will go in but won't come out so easily and you'll become even more engorged. When you or she does this, it will completely collapse the urethral tube which is also a g-spot for men!!!!!!! while doing this also press down a bit firmly. The mediocre firework show that we sometimes have in our backyards on 4th of July will turn or should turn into an explosive New York Grand Finale Fireworks Show!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooohoo!!!! I'm not saying that regular orgasms are mediocre. Oh, Far far from it, but always ways to enhance it until you can't take anymore !!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are a few other suggestions/techniques I can give to increase it that much more but this should suffice!!!!!!!!! I truly hope your curiosity gets the best of YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Unfortunately, can't find a decent pic of one with the exception of this pic:This works very well. When you buy it, hell Wal-mart sells them now to my surprise (No need to go to a BDSM store nowadays!!!!, they will come in a package of 3 or 4 of different sizes. When looking, there will be a wide range of sizes for you to choose from. It may be a hit or miss so buy two different packages of different sizes and one surely will fit. Just make sure it's not too tight. You will know. Also given your age, you should be fine if used all the time but they are or can be very addicting for men as well as for the woman. If you're younger, I would use it on ocassion but not always. When having sex without one, there's a lot of sensation that is missing as compared to if you had one on. Well, I should say, you still have the same sensation but when wearing one, it is enhanced quite a bit so you may very well miss it; thereby, the reason it can become addictive and guys wanting to wear it all the time.HOPE YOU HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited May 4, 2010 by CNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Also since this may be new territory for you or anyone else, you don't need to put all three on or what have you. One will do the trick but that's up to you if you choose to wear more than one. There are also many others styles, etc., leather, metal, spiked one, etc. The hard rubber ones do the "deed" much better and work well!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Well, that one should make the site hits go up. Among other things. And here I was anguishing over whether or not I should publish my latest erotic short story over on Creative Writing. Silly me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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