Michael Stuart Kelly Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Wanna bash a Pelosi Speaker?I'm not into too much mocking, but sometimes an opportunity arises that is just too irresistible. I need a caption for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Of all the Nancy Pelosi pictures I have seen, the one that came up on Drudge this morning hit me with the right spirit. It is exactly how I think of her. It is soooooo correct. Was there ever a young Nancy Pelosi? It seems like she's been this way forever...It needs a caption, folks. Anybody got any suggestions?Let's have some fun with this one...Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Mr. Massa not in the well of the House! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted March 13, 2010 Author Share Posted March 13, 2010 I guess I'll kick it off. Here's one:Tough LoveMichaelPS - Adam, our posts crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted March 13, 2010 Author Share Posted March 13, 2010 Gottanother:Obamacare will make you as healthy as I am!Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 I forgot my tampon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippydidit Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 A constant look of mild confusion is not something I look for in a Congressional Representative, although for a Californian Congressional Representative it does seem fitting. Here is my caption:You mean we're supposed to know what the Bill says before we vote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Is the caption what someone just said to her to get her to make that face? Or what she’s saying? It needs a set up. For example, after being shown a photo from the congressional gym shower featuring herself, Rep. Massa, and a strap-on, her caption reads: PHOTOSHOP!!! She says it so quickly and forcefully, however, that few doubt the veracity of the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 (edited) A constant look of mild confusion is not something I look for in a Congressional Representative, although for a Californian Congressional Representative it does seem fitting. Here is my caption: You mean we're supposed to know what the Bill says before we vote?Nathan:Welcome to OL:Thanks for your service.How did you cross paths with Ayn's ideas.Adam Edited March 14, 2010 by Selene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 How about, “I’m melting!”From The Wizard of Oz:"You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would've thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? I'm gone! I'm gone! I'm going!"Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 OMG, I haven't seen one of THOSE in decades! Put IT away...Put IT away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 "Crystal meth? Never touched the stuff. Why do you mention it?"Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Looks like Peter's going to get the prize, nevertheless:Madame Speaker, how do you react to the Supreme Court’s recent majority opinion that your interpretation of the Constitution implies that you probably can’t read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted March 22, 2010 Author Share Posted March 22, 2010 Imagine this caption just after the House passed Obamacare, as it did just now:"Take that, you God damned Americans! Now who rules?"Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Imagine this caption just after the House passed Obamacare, as it did just now:"Take that, you God damned Americans! Now who rules?"MichaelThings have just started to get interesting.--Brant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaalChatzaf Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Imagine this caption just after the House passed Obamacare, as it did just now:"Take that, you God damned Americans! Now who rules?"MichaelThings have just started to get interesting.--BrantYup. Now it is a fight to the death between independent voters and the democrats. November is coming and the knives are being honed. Every democrat in a district or state with a large independent vote who voted for the Abomination, is now vulnerable. What happened in Massachusetts, can happen elsewhere Ba'al Chatzaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychoanaleesis Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Imagine this caption just after the House passed Obamacare, as it did just now:"Take that, you God damned Americans! Now who rules?"MichaelThings have just started to get interesting.--BrantYup. Now it is a fight to the death between independent voters and the democrats. November is coming and the knives are being honed. Every democrat in a district or state with a large independent vote who voted for the Abomination, is now vulnerable. What happened in Massachusetts, can happen elsewhere Ba'al ChatzafOh no...no no no no.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonrobt Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Imagine this caption just after the House passed Obamacare, as it did just now:"Take that, you God damned Americans! Now who rules?"MichaelThings have just started to get interesting.--BrantYup. Now it is a fight to the death between independent voters and the democrats. November is coming and the knives are being honed. Every democrat in a district or state with a large independent vote who voted for the Abomination, is now vulnerable. What happened in Massachusetts, can happen elsewhere Ba'al ChatzafOh no...no no no no....Yes - methinks this will be a long HOT summer, FAR more contentious than those of the Bush election years.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 An anonymous Robot wrote:Yes - methinks this will be a long HOT summer, FAR more contentious than those of the Bush election years....End quote Agreed. I was worried that there would be some poor judgment from the Tea Party groups in Washington, after the vote last night.What tools do we have? The vote. The legal challenge. Money and time. The internet. Amendments and a Constitutional Convention in the long run. And oddly to me, in the short term, Polls, so answer the phone, soldiers.We need to turn our outrage into something constructive and watch out for the lunatic fringe who will discredit us. We know (or at least Ghs claims to know, so if you read this, could you please turn your laser-like focus to this dilemma?) the flaws in the Constitution. Now we see flaws in the house and senate process. Whatever evil can be done “within our system” will be done by the Gang in Washington. Things no one on our side has yet considered will be perpetrated. A crisis of government due to social unrest or fiscal problems could diminish our ability to throw the bums out. The looming fiscal crisis is especially threatening to our liberties.I think Mitt Romney has lost his potential as a viable candidate, perhaps unfairly, but he has the albatross of HIS Massachusetts’s Socialized Medicine around his neck. Sarah Palin should be arguing more intellectually for free market solutions, but her biggest contribution to the national debate is a PC call to ban the word, “retard,” from public speaking. Spending ability will decrease for all Americans. People in states that require a high income will fare the worst. After all, they are the rich who Obama wants to spread the wealth from. The higher – paying, higher – cost – of - living states like California and New York should suffer the most. I feel little sympathy. Too freaking bad.People like myself on Social Security, will see lesser and fewer cost of living adjustments. Medicare is being decreased. I use the VA, but I have yet to see a doctor, only a nurse practitioner, and that won’t change.Income is being distributed to those most needy and deserving, as determined by the socialists in Washington.What you heard wasn’t a jumbo jet striking the Empire State building, Nancy. The sky is falling!Semper cogitans fidele,Peter Taylor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychoanaleesis Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 After the billed passed, somebody whispered to her, "There will be no exceptions Madam Speaker..."Nancy (realizing she's been screwed): "You'll take my money too?!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 (edited) "Yes, Mr. President, that's right-- my rash didn't go away. What? Little round bumps? Is that what you've got, itchy little round bumps? Hold on, let me look down there... Ah, SHIT! No, the cream didn't work, dammit! We'll have to try something else...No, I haven't had the donkey tested yet, it seems fine. I think you should call that guy from Pfizer again. How's the wife?" Edited March 23, 2010 by Rich Engle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychoanaleesis Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 (edited) What's that? The other 900 pages we approved... were blanks?!?But we signed up for it already... Edited March 24, 2010 by David Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 "Am I going to take the fall when the Health Care Bill tanks? Guys?... Guys?..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Branden Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Would I lie to you?Barbara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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