Christopher Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 The key here is to ensure their is a nearby field and at least 10 other individuals. Give a bat to the Objectivist (it's only fair). You stand about 20 feet from the Objectivist. Now, throw a ball at the Objectivist three times. He/she can swing the bat at the oncoming ball, but if the Objectivist misses three times, you scream "out!" You have now "out-Objectivist"ed someone. Repeat for Catholics, Muslims, and your friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 The key here is to ensure their is a nearby field and at least 10 other individuals. Give a bat to the Objectivist (it's only fair). You stand about 20 feet from the Objectivist. Now, throw a ball at the Objectivist three times. He/she can swing the bat at the oncoming ball, but if the Objectivist misses three times, you scream "out!" You have now "out-Objectivist"ed someone. Repeat for Catholics, Muslims, and your friends.Chris:What do you do when the Muslim screams Allāhu Akbar (الله أكبر)["God is [the] greatest," and rushes at you with the bat over his head?Adamjust wondering did not want you beautiful trust in mankind to get you killed,it's bad enough that your state is 20 billion in debt...does that make it too big to fail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 (edited) The key here is to ensure their is a nearby field and at least 10 other individuals. Give a bat to the Objectivist (it's only fair). You stand about 20 feet from the Objectivist. Now, throw a ball at the Objectivist three times. He/she can swing the bat at the oncoming ball, but if the Objectivist misses three times, you scream "out!" You have now "out-Objectivist"ed someone. Repeat for Catholics, Muslims, and your friends.Chris:What do you do when the Muslim screams Allāhu Akbar (الله أكبر)["God is [the] greatest," and rushes at you with the bat over his head?Adamjust wondering did not want your beautiful trust in mankind to get you killed,it's bad enough that your state is 20 billion in debt...does that make it too big to fail? Edited February 2, 2010 by Selene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Could the batter have evaded the ball?Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 An Objectivist wouldn't evade the ball since they are all bean counters anyway. Bean counters need beans, and beans come from balls. It takes balls to be a bean counter.As for California's debt, I like to think that this state leads where the nation is going. (actually, I'm quite happy with the upcoming political candidates... we have a CEO running for governor and another CEO running for Senate... albeit the Senate want-to-be is Carly Fiorina, and she never struck me as someone who handles large communities of people very well.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Chris:An Objectivist wouldn't evade the ball since they are all bean counters anyway. Bean counters need beans, and beans come from balls. It takes balls to be a bean counter.Very nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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