CNA Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I wasn't going to post this as it is explicit. I was quite surprised to read it and that someone had actually put this to sex in this manner but does have a comical twist to it. Since I decided not to post the actual writings, I've decided to post the link to get to the site where this is posted at. If you are at all sensitive to vulgarities, you may not want to read it. The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Heh... this has been aired out before, Angie. Wasn't it over on the old SOLO, or maybe here? I fergit. It does give one pause to wonder exactly how uninhibited some of the O-Netizens might be in the sack. Gawd, I just hope none of those kinds of conversations actually go down, but I have a feeling they have... Yikes, what a buzz-kill.rdeAtomic Playboy, Zen Love Nest Designer, occasional restaurant critic. "Roll it over and grease it down, I'll drive you through the heart of town." - Frank Zappa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Jones Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Ha ha !!! I love the one about Rachmaninoff vs. Tschaikowsky! LOLI have a 26th, a line I use in relation to Nathaniel Branden's book "The Six Pillars of Self Esteem." When it came out, I showed it to my wife and assured her "I only need ONE pillar of self-esteem to make you happy, baby"! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Robert, Hah!!! Right ON, man... I'll tell you one thing- nothing so quickly builds up the self-worth and efficacy as a nice, solid romp around the boudoir. I love my job, but I love that more- a lot more! rde4 hours until launch time, now that I think about it... my "Dagny" is a positively wicked little thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) Rich,Ah, I didn't know this has been aired out before. Hehehehehehe !!!! There are many words in your post I would thoroughly enjoy picking up and taking off with but I am hesitant to do so now. Easier to get away with when there was anonymity Still so strange. Ah, what the hellYes, it does give pause to wonder about the so-called uninhibited O-Netizens. The truly uninhibited in all aspects (those with self-esteem and confidence to be that uninhibited) would quickly realize that both will benefit no matter what in the end (hehehehehehe) if you knOw what I mean; it becomes a true trade. ;) LOL Congratulations to you for finding your Dagny !!!!! Of course, I had to edit this. LMAOAngie"Roll it over and grease it down, I'll drive you through the heart of town." - Frank Zappa B) LOLD'OH Since I made edits the first time, the above doesn't make sense with what you talked about. My mind set was already on the "uninhibited and taboo" and the so-called "uninhibited" O-Netizens. What I took out was a necessary part for the second paragraph to make sense. I should have edited more of it. So ooopps again and another add on, dammit, LMAO, minor correction re: my post re: your post Did you get all that?? Yes, it does give pause to wonder exactly how uninhibited some of the O-Netizens might be in the sack, you know, outside of "handbook" and "lockstep" you once referred to in a post a while back. Time to lighten up a bit for some of the O-Netizens, don't you think ??? If they loosen up a bit and are conifident with their body and who they are and play and experiment and not be afraid of trying the taboo, or various "things," they would quickly realize that they both will benefit in the end, even women can be gauranteed the big O every time. They just need to loosen up and experiment and play and don't be shy. Of course, who wants routine, same ole thing. Come on, People, Spice it Up, add a little adventure in the bedroom !!! I'm sure I'll edit this damn thing again at some point or other. Better yet, just completely ignore the second paragraph......hehehehehehehe !!!! OY Edited August 16, 2006 by CNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 16, 2006 Author Share Posted August 16, 2006 My, oh, my, RichDid I scare you away? Shame, Shame ;) I'm not that scary, am I ??? well, wait, hmmmmm....although, I do have a tendency to scare people, period. hehehehehehe !!!!Cold shoulder ???Angie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Angie, You write: Come on, People, Spice it Up, add a little adventure in the bedroom !!! Okay. I'm converted! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 16, 2006 Author Share Posted August 16, 2006 (edited) Holy sheep shit, Everyone, we've got a diehard here that we just converted. ;) Hell, there just might be hope for us yet !!! hehehhehehehehehehe !!! Edited August 16, 2006 by CNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Pross Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Did I say "converted"? Maybe I mean perverted. [i need an Icon that has a Groucho Marx face on it]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 16, 2006 Author Share Posted August 16, 2006 Well, hell, it looks like there isn't any conversion on anyone's part. Damn, what a bummer. No conversion for me. No conversion for Victor. No conversion for Rich. No conversion for Dagny. No conversion for Rich's "Dagny." It looks like we are all a bunch of perverts. Rich is a pervert. I'm a pervert. Victor is a pervert. Rich's girlfriend is a pervert. Dagny is a pervert. That's the new philosophy for all of us, Perversion and Sex. Since it has now turned into the philosophy of Perversion and Sex, we all got to drop what we're doing and get down and dirty and get our groove on and quick, no sense in wasting any time......LOLSex isn't impervious to reason by any means. But damn, just not during it. If these conversations actually have gone on during the actual act and if it happened to me, yes, I agree with Rich, serious buzz kill. Hell no. As I've posted before, this is my partner, someone I am sharing my life with. Of course I want him to be happy as I want to be happy !!! Spice it up, don't be shy, and bring some adventure to the bedroom !!!! We can all take advice from Dagny, especially the women I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 (edited) What I like very much are people who are willing to laugh. If you can do that, it's on . Without unnecessary detail, I remember one encounter from when we first got together. I had just moved into a new place (the one prior to where I am now)... I was working on a wire, re-establishing myself, so to speak. This is when I really was exploring what one can do with minimalism when building a boudoir/Zen Love Nest/Eff-A-Torium, whatever. I hadn't gotten my bed in there yet, and I was struggling with a couple of piled-up full size air mattresses, one of which leaked! All the time with the air pump, it was nuts getting ready for date nights. But it got all feng-shui'd up, looking good. This was very early on into our relationship, and I think it's fair to say that there is a certain innocent/trepidatious kind of intensity that is unique in that stage with a couple. There are deeply serious moments during lovemaking- soul-gazing, that kind of thing. Serious goddamn business! So, there was a very lovely evening on the move- classic wine/dinner/music/talk/retire-to-suite stuff. Wonderful. The first thing I noticed was a minor design error- while I had made up these danged air mattresses in a very attractive manner using various fabrics, what I did not know was that they were bucked up against the wall- their head ends started grinding together, and on the wall. This noise is hard to describe, it's sort of like you're murdering a nest full of baby mice. Irritating! It messed with my little water fountain that I had turned on, dammit! Being engaged, I chose to press on, and made a mental note to buttress this with more fabric at some later date. But you know how it goes once you get a sound in your head. No one was talking about it, but we both kept kind of darting our eyes at it. It became way too much a part of the evening. During a rather vigorous part of the encounter, both parties decided to make a, er "positional shift," one, because it just seemed like a hot idea, and two, there was probably some undiscussed sentiment that this might alleviate the mice-killing sound. Remember, this was serious business, non-playful mode. The shift was made, and the top mattress broke loose from the bottom one somehow (I have a fix for that too, if anyone ever gets stuck using air mattresses), and both parties took a hard, rolling tumble, nearly a 180, and crashed down, legs akimbo, smacking into the adjoining wall and windowsill. It was like being thrown down a few stairs. That's when I knew this girl was really for me, because we both just stopped for a second, and broke down laughing to tears (while trying to get untangled). Needless to say, the evening got completed, but the entire tone of it was different...lots of smiles. Gotta roll with the punches, boys and girls. rdeP.S.- Those mattresses are still in service, donated to a young couple who are friends of ours. Edited August 16, 2006 by Rich Engle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalo Jerez Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 (edited) My, oh, my, RichDid I scare you away? Shame, Shame ;) I'm not that scary, am I ??? well, wait, hmmmmm....although, I do have a tendency to scare people, period. hehehehehehe !!!!Cold shoulder ???AngieGood joke.Oh, Angie, Are you real? I see your photo and I question myself if you are an angel... You are so handsome.Maybe you are going to laugh because of one thought (!!!) of a Spanish Minister (Minister of Culture affaires), the name of the genius is Carmen Calvo Poyato. Here it is:The public money does not belong to anybody.P.S.: I need to say that in Spain, the 50% of the total of ministers have to be (by rule of law) women, and the other 50%, men. It is exasperating. I want to flee of here. Edited August 16, 2006 by Gonzalo Jerez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 My, oh, my, RichDid I scare you away? Shame, Shame ;) I'm not that scary, am I ??? well, wait, hmmmmm....although, I do have a tendency to scare people, period. hehehehehehe !!!!Cold shoulder ???AngieGood joke.Oh, Angie, Are you real? I see your photo and I question myself if you are an angel... You are so handsome.Maybe you are going to laugh because of one thought (!!!) of a Spanish Minister (Minister of Culture affaires), the name of the genius is Carmen Calvo Poyato. Here it is:The public money does not belong to anybody.P.S.: I need to say that in Spain, the 50% of the total of ministers have to be (by rule of law) women, and the other 50%, men. It is exasperating. I want to flee of here.Gonzalo,You are too sweet and funny. Thank you. Yes, I am very real. I forgot that there are young pupsters on this board so please pardon my posts. But I imagine if you are browsing O'ist forums you are much more mature than your actual age. No, I am not an angel but you're not the first to make this comment. Thank you though. But I do want to say something in regards to your wanting to leave your home country. When you are ready, when you know what is right, and you want it bad enough, you'll find a way to leave. You just have to be tired of it enough and want it desparately enough and you will make that choice to leave and get out any way you can. Btw, the response to Rich actually wasn't a joke. It's sort of an inside deal with him. Although, other references in that particular post were made jokingly because of a few others I've talked with.Angie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Angie is definitely for real, Gonzalo. New bedroom role playing game- Dagny and John, and what the parrot saw. You get the idea. New adult product: Howard Roark Erector Set<tm>You get the idea. rdeSomebody's got to keep the heat up around here, and Angie and I are just the ones to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 Rich, you are too much and so damn funny !!!!! I enjoyed your story above and the tumble down. Damn, Boy, you must have been seriously gettin' the groove on if you had a room destroying romp, well, minus the floatation devices.....LMAO. I have some very interesting stories, some embarrassing, others just downright funny to the point of tears but it just adds to it though. Can bring you closer together. It also brings a little spice of "uncertainty" to it all....LOL....the crazy stuff that happens sometimes. Everybody has some embarrassing stories. I know I definitely have mine. Sometimes a little spice and funny shit on OL is needed and we both can definitely keep the heat up in here and have some fun and many laughs and many big smiles !!!!!!Angie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 (edited) It's Friday near quitting time, which means time to head deep into date night, and gather some more valuable field experience... But first, music and martinis, Atomic Playboy style... Perhaps I'll spin some vintage vinyl:http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/groups/g_16861062...rA2m5EBUKMC0P0CMight be back tomorrow. Might not. rde Edited August 18, 2006 by Rich Engle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 20, 2006 Author Share Posted August 20, 2006 oh, I so hope you're not into role playing with that kinda suit. Oh, lord, someone help him....LOL Sorry, but just bustin' up right now. I so hope you don't wear stuff like that. That's almost as bad as green tights and a Peter Pan outfit. For some, socks may be necessary....LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 What are you trying to say about my Peter Pan outfit? Socks? Here's the thing with socks- you have to be a majorly senior porn star to be worthy of socks. I'm talking about the actors who wear black socks, keep their wristwatch on, wear gold bling, and maybe have a sportin' comb-over when they do pornos. These guys are not to be messed with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 Those that lack are worthy of socks. But My Dear Zen Love Master, you're not worthy of socks, remember !!!! Your package is big enough to be seen in your green tights and Peter Pan getup or the ballet tights you sometimes wear to show it off. My Zen Love Master, you remind me of the men in the ballet scene in an old Val Kilmer movied called Top Secret. It's big enough that women can stand on it and balance just fine !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Heh... I dunno about that but I'll take it. You are a very nasty girl and you might have to be punished. Victor? Where's the toolkit... I know you took it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 Oh, shit, Rich, that's some really nasty stuff. So you do need a sock, you poor thing. Hey, size isn't all that it's cracked up to be. It's how you use it that counts.You gotta a switch or two !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Oh, shit, Rich, that's some really nasty stuff. So you do need a sock, you poor thing. Hey, size isn't all that it's cracked up to be. It's how you use it that counts.You gotta a switch or two !!!I don't need no sock.... you're piling up demerits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 Oh, shit, Rich, that's some really nasty stuff. So you do need a sock, you poor thing. Hey, size isn't all that it's cracked up to be. It's how you use it that counts.You gotta a switch or two !!!I don't need no sock.... you're piling up demerits!OH, no, no demerits. I'm ashamed of myself. Punishment, nah, I don't need no punishment. I'm an angel, remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Angie the Angel, indeed! You did ask about switches, though... Ow! I was thinking punishment like requiring you to read the complete works of Immanuel Kant.Imagine the horror... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNA Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 (edited) Angie the Angel, indeed! You did ask about switches, though... Ow! I was thinking punishment like requiring you to read the complete works of Immanuel Kant.Imagine the horror...I'm an angel but an angel with horns. My identity has been stolen from me or you are my evil twin. Kant, oh, the horror of it all. I laugh in his face !! hehehehehehe Not so heavenly now Edited August 21, 2006 by CNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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